I got extended lungs and it was the best thing I’ve ever done and I’m not just saying that to get a commission.
I have extended lungs, but I opted for the ‘play a brass instrument for a decade’ method.
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Remember when Michael Phelps did an interview and had a 4ft bong behind him? I can’t imagine what happens when a professional swimmer takes a hit.
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I’m mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren’t Saddam Hussein.
It’s been seven hours since this comment, and they still aren’t Saddam Hussein. Lemmy, are you OK?
Obvious Plant?
Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.
“is that an extended lung in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
I’m calling you about your lung extended warranty…
I take lungs now, gills come next week.
Ah, I’ve got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don’t know who signed me up, but I’ve been getting this joke mail for months now.
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Metal vocalists
hatelove him!
You told everyone!
Dr. Crowbar lol
He’s offering CORVID shots, too.
You got scammed, bro. 4-stroke lungs are a much better deal. (uni-directional breathing, air sacs before/after lungs. birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs)
Yeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy
