Personally, I think it’s like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
Crave it. The other way would be cruel.
IRL I’d go somewhere else, of course, but that’s not the spirit of the question.
I could deal with either as long as it doesn’t terrorize the dog.
You definitely want it to enjoy the experience, otherwise it seems too risky to sit
When you poo in the woods the poo is instantly covered with bugs and bacteria that love poo and start to break it down.
I guess it would be just the same, you know someone is eating it but it doesn’t really enter your thoughts
Look up skibidi toilet… oh no wait, better yet, don’t! :-P
I don’t know what show or year even, but when I was a kid I remember some weird sci fi show or movie with people being on a sort of sentient organic space ship, and the toilets were literally this. Living things that would feast on human waste, iirc including going the extra mile of having tongues to lick the user clean.
I already spend too much time sitting on the toilet. If I got a good tonguing, I may never leave.
Thats it, lmao
Looks even more obscure than I remembered
Is it just my toilet in my house or all toilets in the world? Could I move and avoid having this problem?
Is killing my toilet an option?
If I have no other choice I guess crave…
All toilets crave yours and nobody else’s.
If you could kill the toilet, would you really wanna defecate in the dead body of a sentient being?? Thats cold
If I am being honest I don’t really want to defecate in an body of a sentient being living or dead. Although I don’t know what would be worse.
True, the living one would be much warmer more likely than not
People pay for toilet warmers yknow
I’d like it to the the personality of Wilma Flintstone’s vacuum. “It’s a living”
I’d rather they think of it as a normal function, like breathing is for us.
But I guess I’m not into extremes.
Orgasms are also a normal function.
Any strong feelings are undesirable.
Wouldn’t you rather bring great joy and pleasure every time you go?
I consistently shit at work, I don’t want to disappoint the guy I live with.
If they were sentient I’d put them in the living room, so they could watch TV with us.
My toilet sings swing low sweet chariot
If my toilet were sentient, I would get a non- sentient normal toilet. Idiot OP.
This would probably be the only option but it would still be difficult because for a start there’d have to be a period of time between discovering it was sentient and getting that new toilet and you’d still have to shit and then there’s the issue of whether the toilet can survive if removed and if it wants to or is OK with being move/removed. If not, you’d have to basically get an entire new bathroom to place a new toilet in which could be financially difficult.
You vastly overestimate my level of empathy for my talking toilet; I’d rip that bitch out in a heartbeat
Would you keep the sentient one as a friend?
Sure. It’s not like I have many friends.
It better call me master, that food wasn’t free!
Since its main purpose is to flush bodily waste, I’d be making it extra happy. Since a toilets’ nature seems to be wanting to be clean, it will be very happy with me. My diet produces very easy to process waste.
We’d be best buddies, and I would expect some moaning and groaning. Probably posting about it on their assbook pages.
I’ve noticed an increase of reposted Facebook and reddit stuff in the past week :(
I haven’t… But I don’t use Facebook or Reddit.
Yeah, this is one of those Facebook /reddit reposts
The really cool thing about Lemmy was that everything being posted like science memes seemed like fairly original content.
But now it’s starting to feel like people are trying to post for karma, and we’re going to start seeing crap from Facebook here in the past week
