Donald Trump ran nearly three hours late to a rally in Michigan on Friday, causing thousands of his supporters to leave while others huddled in cold weather to await the former president at an outdoor rally in the battleground state.
Wait, that’s an Episode I would like to see. A conspiracy crackhead on steroids with millions of followers interviewing a senile narcissistic criminal running for President.
This is history in the making. A document for the socio-political culture auf the USA in the year 2024.
You gotta be pretty dumb to go to one of these, let alone wait for 3 hours. The Democrats would do the same thing, and it somehow be 3rd party voters fault and the Republicans will blame Obama.
If I go to a concert and the headliner is over an hour late, I’m leaving. No fucking way I’d wait 3 hours for some tangerine colored ape to throw feces at me.
I’d wait 3 hours for a feces-throwing tangerine colored ape. That sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime experience. If I get hit by the feces, I’ll be kinda sad though.
Trump on the other hand? Is it possible to wait negative hours?
I see you’ve heard of my latest band, Late Tangerine Ape.
Don’t go see Madonna. Did it once, had fun, glad i never have to do it again.
We moved into hypothetical whataboutism now?
Now? Y’all been doing it. Go find a comment about voting 3rd party.
I’ll help. Jill Stein is helping fascists get in power who will hurt vulnerable people and perhaps more.
Well it’s a good thing I didn’t vote for her then.
Concha de tu puta madre. How many fucking operatives are on here?
By my downvotes id guess at least 52
I mean, who else is gonna suck his dick in this weather ?
Pretty sure Laura Loomer is still waiting in the wings, mouth at the ready.
Bwahahahahahhahaahahhhahahahaaah!
Oh yay, I get to post the new image I found the other day!
Image: Cartoon woman smiling, wearing headphones. Labelled “YOU”.
Man smiling, bent over in background with tube up butthole that leads to headphones. Labeled: The Joe Rogan Experience.
Look, the image is fine. The transcription you provided, on the other hand? Just way better.
I love ready some good alt image text.
Tries to look tough.
Just looks like a well marbled fatty with a neck vag.
My cat has a neck wound that is leaking puss which looks and probably smells better than Trumps neck vag.
Also the cat is fine, just got a small scrape that got infected and needed to be drained and flushed.
Thousands?
Yep, hundreds
There are dozens of us! Dozens!*
* I’m not one of them. Fuck Trump and his supporters
Trump, Joe Rogan and waiting in cold for hours. That’s too much stupidity in one headline.
Suckers, all around
Feels like it should be the setup for a joke.
