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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    My dick never hit water, but my balls sometimes do. 🥺

  • violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Trust me. Some of us girls understand this, too.

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      What the Fuck do you mean? Your pussy lips touch the water?

  • Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Only ever happened twice and both times it was because I leaned too far forward and the water was high. Horrible horrible feeling.

  • improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    splash

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  • Sticker@lemy.nl
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    How do you deal with a problem like the one in the picture?

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      If your doing is really long enough to have this problem I’d say in the grand scheme of things it’s just not a problem.

    • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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      Squat on top of the toilet. Both feet on the seat. As a bonus you also assert dominance by default.

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      99.9% of guys with this issue are lying. The remaining 0.1% usually trim their dick back to prevent it.

    • doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Most people just don’t have a 12" dong.

      The others take Poseidon’s kiss as a compliment.

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    Bro when you pee while shitting and youre not completely soft and you pee out the space between the two parts of the toilet 💀💀💀

    • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Holy fuck this is the worst thing ever why havent they fixed this flaw in toilet seat design yet

      • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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        Actually, you need the cock software update.

        • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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          Really? I’d expect a firmware update

    • Ferris@infosec.pub
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      1 year ago

      you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?

      • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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        I hate when this happens

    • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      i never expected this to be such a common issue

    • CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com
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      This only happened when I was a little kid and my penis was so small it rested on top of my balls. I had to push my dick down until puberty

  • The Liver@lemm.ee
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    Not gonna mark that NSFW?

  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    It includes your balls when you’re over 40.

    • Sharpiemarker@startrek.website
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      TIL!

      T-minus 4 years until my second puberty.

    • kusivittula@sopuli.xyz
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      my balls reach further than my dong :(

      • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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        That’s rough, buddy.

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    Staring at this made me realize toilets use a greedy cup syphon to flush.

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      Gotta slurp up them weewees and doodoos

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    Grower gang wins again.

  • Sticker@lemy.nl
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    The penis can also touch the cold and wet surface of the toilet bowl without being submerged in water. You do not need to have a large size of your banana to do this.

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    Laughs in european toilets. Still pretty annoying though…

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    I’m 6’8" and feel attacked. One day I will be rich enough to afford the custom jumbo bathroom

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    Yeah haha I get it haha it sucks having a penis so long that it reaches the water hahaha

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    So how do girls drink then??

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