My dick never hit water, but my balls sometimes do. 🥺
Trust me. Some of us girls understand this, too.
What the Fuck do you mean? Your pussy lips touch the water?
Only ever happened twice and both times it was because I leaned too far forward and the water was high. Horrible horrible feeling.
How do you deal with a problem like the one in the picture?
If your doing is really long enough to have this problem I’d say in the grand scheme of things it’s just not a problem.
Squat on top of the toilet. Both feet on the seat. As a bonus you also assert dominance by default.
99.9% of guys with this issue are lying. The remaining 0.1% usually trim their dick back to prevent it.
Most people just don’t have a 12" dong.
The others take Poseidon’s kiss as a compliment.
Bro when you pee while shitting and youre not completely soft and you pee out the space between the two parts of the toilet 💀💀💀
Holy fuck this is the worst thing ever why havent they fixed this flaw in toilet seat design yet
Actually, you need the cock software update.
Really? I’d expect a firmware update
you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?
I hate when this happens
i never expected this to be such a common issue
This only happened when I was a little kid and my penis was so small it rested on top of my balls. I had to push my dick down until puberty
Not gonna mark that NSFW?
It includes your balls when you’re over 40.
TIL!
T-minus 4 years until my second puberty.
my balls reach further than my dong :(
That’s rough, buddy.
Staring at this made me realize toilets use a greedy cup syphon to flush.
Gotta slurp up them weewees and doodoos
Grower gang wins again.
The penis can also touch the cold and wet surface of the toilet bowl without being submerged in water. You do not need to have a large size of your banana to do this.
Laughs in european toilets. Still pretty annoying though…
I’m 6’8" and feel attacked. One day I will be rich enough to afford the custom jumbo bathroom
Yeah haha I get it haha it sucks having a penis so long that it reaches the water hahaha
So how do girls drink then??
