Two grinners, three sinners. Nothing odd there at all
They say that they will stand for Jesus, not that they’re currently standing for Jesus.
It’s always what they will do tomorrow and never what can be done today, amiright?
I got all the way down on my one knee and nothing short of the second coming is gonna move me from this spot
Is this a proto-Piper Perri meme?
They’re waiting for Jesus’ second coming
The guy in the middle can’t tie his tie correctly. You don’t leave it hanging on the side like that. I don’t trust guys like that.
3 issues
- Not standing
- There are 5 of them
- Which Jesus?
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
dir: Andrew Adamson
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
When the president stands, nobody sits
Standing optional.
I think that’s somewhere in Luke.
Plot twist: That’s not all that’s in Luke.
I don’t know about Luke, but this is in Matthew (15:11)-
What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.
So swallow, don’t spit.
What about what goes into, out of, and back into their mouth in rapid succession?
He didn’t make a judgment there apparently.
There is a lot of moustache going on there.
Ok I think I’ve got it.
Jesus is like Voltron, the 3 dudes in the middle combine to form him.
And the 2 on the ends are the spiritual equivalent of two men each, which is why all the parts of Jesus are hanging out with them.Of shit what if it’s like Captain planet, and if they all stand up at the same time it’ll summon Jesus?
They’re not allowed standing because they don’t want to trigger the rapture!
