Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前Okay, two issues here...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前message-square28fedilink
minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 个月前3 issues Not standing There are 5 of them Which Jesus?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 个月前#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 个月前When the president stands, nobody sits
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 个月前That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 个月前 When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up. The same holds true for Martin Sheen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
minus-squarealterforlett @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 个月前Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance. Jesus Christ!
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 个月前 Which Jesus? Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 个月前The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) dir: Andrew Adamson
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 个月前This reminds me of a joke: Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 个月前Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
minus-squareParadachshund@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 个月前Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
3 issues
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
When the president stands, nobody sits
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
dir: Andrew Adamson
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.