Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months ago3 issues Not standing There are 5 of them Which Jesus?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months ago#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoWhen the president stands, nobody sits
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoThat was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months ago When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up. The same holds true for Martin Sheen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
minus-squarealterforlett @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoLater that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance. Jesus Christ!
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months ago Which Jesus? Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoThe Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) dir: Andrew Adamson
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoThis reminds me of a joke: Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoNot only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
minus-squareParadachshund@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoPlot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
3 issues
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
When the president stands, nobody sits
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
dir: Andrew Adamson
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.