Alert level: Red
Used to be a nice boring day of accounting.
Before 2020, I had no idea that anything special happened on January 6th. Having a worry free transfer of power was something I just grew up taking for granted.
It’s not hard. Just honey pot the fuck out of truth social. The idiots will jump to incriminate themselves.
They don’t go on Truth Social. The only people who go on Truth Social are trolls and the media to find out the latest insane thing Trump said.
I’m sure they recruit to telegram groups from Truth Social though.
Dude, shhhh!
It’s all good, they can’t read
Gonna be pretty difficult to honey pot them in a mostly text based cesspit, then 🤔
WE WERE HAVING FUN GODAMNIT
Sorry! I’ll just go over there and blow out a kid’s birthday candles and then spoil the ending of the movie their parents were about to watch!
lol bet, we got us a reasonable fella over here
That’s ok. I can impregnate your cat and teach you how to read.
Swoon?
Elon is that you?
Obviously! If I were an alien, id be eating your cat and teaching you alienese!
Jan. 6, 2025, will now be designated a National Special Security Event (NSSE) by the Department of Homeland Security – on par with events like the Democratic and Republican national conventions. This designation allows for “significant resources from the federal government, as well as from state and local partners, to be utilized in a comprehensive security plan,” according to the agency.
Because of a bunch of hooting yokels, we now have to upgrade the security on this thing that had previously been very boring.
It’s simultaneously very depressing and also relieving to see it taken seriously after last time.
Isn’t Russia’s invasion of Ukraine a special security operation?
Designating Jan6 in honor of the weird orange felon?
