1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
  2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
  • fubarx@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago
    • Loading dishwashers properly requires an official government license and a test.
    • Putting a flat plate in front of a bowl means a year of hard labor.
    • Loading any of the good kitchen knives is an automatic 10 years.
    • Mothra@mander.xyz
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      2 months ago

      Right so you take it really seriously… Regulating something inconsequential now has consequences and they’re draconian!

    • hushable@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I absolutely agree with you. My former flatmate didn’t like to use the dishwasher because according to her, it wouldn’t clean the dishes properly. Yet she would load the dishwasher by stacking the plates horizontally… as you would store them in a cupboard

      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        2 months ago

        I’m impressed they managed to work out the complex process of inhaling and exhaling with that few working brain cells.