1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
  2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
  • Glytch@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Address numbers are to be placed in a prominent position, with a font that is legible from the street and illuminated at night, on every building in cities and towns.

    Out in the country address numbers are to be displayed on reflective signs at the end of the driveway and again if/when a shared driveway splits.

  • Clbull@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Online dating apps. I’d:

    1. Break up the monopoly that Match Group and Bumble Inc hold on the market, by working with the Federal Trade Commission and UK Competitions & Markets Authority.

    2. Introduce caps on what apps can charge for Premium features. Charging the same price as several World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy XIV subscriptions just to see likes is scummy as fuck.

    3. Introduce mandatory ID verification to dissuade fake users, and have very strict regulations on how said data is processed and stored, with massive fines for data breaches that could easily have been avoided.

    4. Have a correct appeals process towards account penalties/closure and outlaw the use of shadowbanning.

    • SSTF@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Ok, but if you are still tailgating me in the right lane because I’m doing the speed limit, I’m allowed to deploy James Bond style gadgets from my car at you.

        • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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          10 months ago

          Where? Unless you’re saying people need to pull over on the shoulder because someone wants to speed in the right hand lane.

          • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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            10 months ago

            Minus the UK and few others, most countries left lane is fastest and people should pass on the left. Passing on the right causes more accidents, and weaving in and out of slow traffic does to. If slow traffic gets out of the left lane then that’s all avoided.

    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      While I understand this, are you referring to freeways only?

      Or do you include any street with a > 30 mph speed limit regardless if I need to be in the left lane for the stoplight in 1.5miles?

      It’s almost always safer to sit in that lane when it’s busier than changing lanes ever last minute

    • wjrii@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      10 months ago

      Tell that to the civil engineers who designed spaghetti bowls full of splits and left-exits and ignored surface street routes and mass transit so even when the freeways are moving at the speed limit there is enough traffic that there is no guarantee there will be enough space to move over at the perfect time.

      This is a lovely enough idea for actual intercity travel, and it only takes a couple of clueless asses to make that frustrating, but I see people who think it’s actually realistic in populated areas and I shake my head.

  • superkret@feddit.org
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    10 months ago

    The top speed of cars is limited to the highest speed limit in the country they’re certified for.
    For emergencies, there’s a covered switch on the dash which disables the limit, calls 911 and transmits your position to them.

  • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    Advertisements should always say what the thing is and what it does.

    Disney + show ads on YouTube are like, two dialogue lines, and then “Stream now on Disney Plus”. Only thing more annoying than an ad is an ad where you don’t even understand what the hell they were trying to sell you.

  • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.eeEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Early access and beta and alpha terms for games. Also, early access has a time limit.

    Alpha - we’re adding and removing features.
    Beta - we’re 90% polishing 10% adding/removing.
    Early access - just fixing bugs. Maximum 3 to 6 months.

    You can stay in alpha and beta as long as you want. I don’t want to change game dev actuality. I just want the terms to reflect what’s actually going on.

  • frezik@midwest.social
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    10 months ago

    Emergency brakes should be a handle that pulls a mechanical cable that directly actuates the rear brakes. Simple and reliable, like you would want in an emergency.

  • Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
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    10 months ago

    Packaging for supermarket products should have what the product is big and the branding small. Not the other way around.

    Oh. Sound mixing on movies/tv shows should be such that voice lines are always perfectly audible even on shitty speakers. Make actors e n u n c i a t e like they did in the 30s. Christopher Nolan has a lot to answer for, turning all of media into mumblecore chief among those things.

  • ContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Coffee shop tables should be 3 legged to prevent them from wobbling and me spilling my coffee when I lean onto the table even just a bit.

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    10 months ago

    Ceiling fans should all have physical controls. Shitty 4 button remotes that don’t even work half the time don’t cut it.

  • endofline@lemmy.caEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Clearly written weight netto of the product and second weight ( it can be smaller caps ) the weight netto 1 year before for the same product

  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    The number of hotdogs in a hotdog pack and the number of hotdog buns in a hotdog bun pack cannot be coprime