THE BIG ONEEE TREVOR MICHAEL AND LESTER YELL IN UNISON
Imagine the sounds created as this behemoth slides out of the can. I’m gonna be sick.
Heinz can or heiny can?
Schlorp
It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp
I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.
Whoops, all bean.
Contains one (1) big bean
Opiates dung be like
Brits are salivating.
Big Beanis
It’s just a big bean.
… Always has been.
That’s what they like to make you think.
I always knew that THIS is how kidney beans looked, I’ve been lied to my whole life.
Bean lied to*
I prefer mine skinny and
Stop trying to make Bean happen
Heinz Fetus in Placenta Concentrate.
The Queen Bean.
I hate that it’s bean on toast