This is well thought out
Ah yes, I often shit while I shit.
Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like “but wait, theres more!”
Yea, Me too
I don’t. What’s wrong with you?
We ingest proper amounts of fiber in our diets.
Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.
All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.
Relevant username
Det er bedre å stole på tissen enn å tisse på stolen!
Personally, I’d find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.
If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.
Wouldn’t the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.
No the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It’s healthy.
But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.
…Right?
Not with that attitude.
What does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.
I said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.
Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
What am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”
Imagine if poop came out.
No, I don’t think I will
Iirc that’s called a Fistula.
So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?
Yeah the top one is accidental so if you’re farting you’re probably still wearing your pants
I always put down my pants when I fart.
Farting in the office must be doubly awkward.
and aim at the ceiling. we call that room “pollock’s corner”
Same for shitting/pissing.
Do you drop trou and stand in front of a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?
I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.
I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.
Nobody shits themselves with a solid.
And the smell. And the potential liquid.
Yeah, sharts aren’t exactly known for being a solid log.
Where is the case where I’m being efficient and do everything in 1 go?
It’s off the charts.
This man’s parts send his sharts off the charts
That is the entire second row about
What like brushing your teeth or showering?
Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
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But there’s a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.
Core memory
Then add cumming
Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on
That’s a matter of opinion.
Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.
The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
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Yep, we’re in the right place, boys.
I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut
Center middle is all wrong. Should be this:
