Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.
Everything is nice while shitting
This is well thought out
So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?
Yeah the top one is accidental so if you’re farting you’re probably still wearing your pants
I always put down my pants when I fart.
and aim at the ceiling. we call that room “pollock’s corner”
Farting in the office must be doubly awkward.
Do you drop trou and stand in front of a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?
Same for shitting/pissing.
I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.
I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.
Nobody shits themselves with a solid.
And the smell. And the potential liquid.
Yeah, sharts aren’t exactly known for being a solid log.
Where is the case where I’m being efficient and do everything in 1 go?
That is the entire second row about
It’s off the charts.
This man’s parts send his sharts off the charts
What like brushing your teeth or showering?
checks community
Yep, we’re in the right place, boys.
The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
Then add cumming
If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.
But there’s a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.
Core memory
Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on
That’s a matter of opinion.
A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator
Reading this was very confusing until i realized some people don’t sit down to piss.
I imagined someone ripping a fart at the urinal.
Happens all the time, nothing to be ashamed about.
Would be a little uncomfortable if something solid comes out though.
Center middle is all wrong. Should be this:
Ah yes, I often shit while I shit.
Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like “but wait, theres more!”
Yea, Me too
I don’t. What’s wrong with you?
We ingest proper amounts of fiber in our diets.
Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.
All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.
Relevant username