Just a little bit of horror to go with your morning coffee.
Well, Trump knows that RFK Jr. has some help in the ol’ thinkin’ machine.
The brain worm that’s Controlling his mind?
Hey if it worked for Fry, it can work for him!
I think it would be a good idea to keep this person far from any position of power.
RFK Jr. is about to learn the hard way what anyone paying attention already knows:
Trump makes a lot of promises that he has no intention to follow through.
He’ll take RFKs donations and support and then toss him aside without a second thought. If RFK does get a small role, as soon as he’s no longer useful he’ll be the fall guy who ‘hired bad people’ that Trump has to fire to ‘be a good businessman and be tough’.
RFK is now no longer welcome with any of the Dems and only a matter of time until the Repubs hate him too.
He’s probably no longer welcome at thanksgiving dinner either.
His family has all come out against him
looking at how he treated the 100 previous trump appointees and saying “That wouldn’t happen to me” takes some kind of worm infested brain
Remember when he had Chris Christie do all that work on the “transition team,” and then threw it all away because fuck being prepared I guess?
Logan act? Nah, that’s for chumps obviously.
Honestly I think I’d rather have the brain worm choosing people via Ratatouille since the alternative is competent white supremacist fascists from the Federalist Society.
And if the worm is a Nazi, we haven’t really lost much ground.
I missread that as “ruining”.
To a Republican they are litterally the same thing. Make the government less efficient, use the inefficiency you created to argue that government should be cut because isn’t inefficient. Rinse and repeat.
Sounds like you read it correctly.
RFK jr. Once told a judge that he shouldn’t have to pay all that alimony because his brain worm has fucked up his mind to the point where he can’t even make money or focus. But apparently still good enough to pick who runs the government.
To be fair, even a wormy brain is likely to function better than Trump’s.
Well he said that to ruin his ex wife’s life so although that’s funny he was bullshitting
Then he should eat his words
Sort of like how he ate worm eggs.
So perjury?
Yes precisely
It’s on court records though so people should shove it in his face as fact
Kennedy looks a lot like Sinatra here. reference pic
Mixed with John Travolta
Then aged in a dungeon 50 years
Cabinet of the Brain Worm
First pick: brain worm
RFK Jr’s wife Cheryl Hines (from Curb Your Enthusiasm) said she’d divorce him if he took a position under Trump. I guess that’s not too much of a concern for him.
Probably because he knew it was an empty threat.
Cheryl is about 87 steps beyond redemption already. She hasn’t done shit so far and she won’t do shit now. She’s complicit in his horseshit
Let’s consider this AFTER she follows through.
Sounds more like she was blowing smoke and talking shit. If she actually divorces anyone I’ll eat crow but let’s be clear… SHE MARRIED THAT FUCKING WEIRDO.
I doubt her logic or particulars add up to normal behavior…
Eating crow sounds like a one way ticket to brain worms
Wait, I thought I read that she urged him to meet Trump?
Jesus Christ we’re so fucked if Trump wins. Totally, utterly fucked.
That’s why putin bought him.
And he was dirt cheap. Practically free.
They now have three ultra wealthy, absurdly out of touch, despised weirdos on the ticket. Two with catastrophic mental illness and cognitive decline. One with a Handmaid’s Tale (and couch) fetish. Backed by a handful of other billionaires from Musk to Thiel to Adelson to crypto lords. It’s a desperate and frankly pathetic strategy. In a free and fair election, with a moderately intelligent electorate, they would be crushed…
Do you edit wiki intro paragraphs, or work in product marketing? That was the most succinct description of their tent, that I’ve ever seen.
Indeed we are! So don’t fuck this up!
//Europe
Hey, how do we join the EU? Y’all seem to be doing some things right…
Hm… let’s see, we let in Hungary, there’s a strong push against messenger encryption, and we kill a lot of people at our outer border. Yep, we’re great.
Can someone please convince him that Trump is a whale?
The time of the brain worms has come.
They Live nightmares begin to intensify again.
See this actually makes sense: Woke is a liberal mind virus right? So if Wormy Holehead here is chosen then he’s sure to not be infected by the mind virus because the worms ate all of it! Perfect Woke Free™ cabinet!
/Vomit
In reality though I’d wager this is a lie to further distance himself from project 2025. He’ll get to say “see, it’s Kennedy picking people not the heritage foundation!” But it will still be all project 2025 rubber stamp heritage chucklefucks
