Charlie Sheen was assaulted in his Los Angeles home by a neighbour, police have announced. The woman charged was named as Electra Schrock. She was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, force likely to create great bodily injury and residential burglary.
WTF I really thought Charlie Sheen was dead.
This story is Schrocking…
Sounds like Sheen was between a Schrock and a hard place…
Also starring Dwayne “The Schrock” Johnson. A Yiddish wrestler.
The only thing I care about is that her name is Electra Schrock.
That’s a pretty supervillain-like name, or henchwoman at least.
I wondered if the weapon was a Taser or cattle prod… But it says “deadly weapon” so maybe it was some kind of custom supervillain lighting gun.⚡
With all the cocaine Sheen has done over the years a Taser would probably be lethal.
Yes and she was eventually detained when her batteries ran out.
At which point the police were forced to charge her
Some people pay for that sort of treatment.
BTW here’s a Google image hit.
Looks like she could d some real damage once she built up some momentum.
Do you even know if thats the correct person? The fuck are you doing you moron
No, he just googled saw a slightly larger woman and rushed to make a fat joke as quickly as possible.
I purposely picked the wrong person because all the correct hits are clearly labelled as such. The media is all over it.
Cool, thats a shit excuse to send anonymous hate to a complete stranger via an internet forum, good job.
You didnt even fuck up in a funny way, the punchline is harassing and mocking a completely innocent stranger for fuckall
Are you a US politician?
Yeah ok but who’s looking at this post? Like 10 people? None of whom are going to do anything but shake their head at my stupid bad joke?
Besides, how weird is it that two people have the same bizzare name?
I’ve edited my original post to satisfy you.
“Hey man its fine I randomly targeted and mocked a stranger! Odds are only 10, maybe 20 people believed my non-joke and went and harassed her for this! Besides, she deserved it. I think shes kinda fat, and her name is funny!”
Youre an evil little git, huh? You rip legs off of lizards as a kid? Sick fuck.
Wow. Lighten up Francis.
No one on Lemmy is going to “believe” that’s the perp. Especially with all the chit chat around the post and me saying that it’s not really them, and besides WTF is it anyone’s business to go harassing anyone for being weird to a celebrity neighbour, who doesn’t need their internet help?
I mean if anyone does that they are fucked in the head ANYWAY and certainly don’t need my help to fuck things up by them wading in for no reason.
I think you need to go outside and touch some grass.
If you believed a word of this your wouldnt have removed the photo and edited it to hide you mocking her.
Weak defense for dogshit behavior. And you know that.
Meeeeen! 🎶
Oh come on, that was funny, it’s not like the comment section here is affecting geopolitics we can crack jokes. You’ve got my up vote at least.
What a interesting way to discover there’s a new show called Bookie and Sheen and Lorre have patched things up:
Sheen, whose chaotic personal life saw him depart his hit sit-com Two and a Half Men a dozen years ago, recently spoke with Deadline of his contentment in teaming up again recently with that show’s creator Chuck Lorre on Bookie, and how he’d be quick to say yes to another request from Lorre:
“If he decided, ‘Hey man, let’s finish how we started,’ if he said that, I’m asking where and when… And then whatever happens after that, whatever the results are, and if people love it or hate it, that’s out of my hands. But just on my observations, I have it on pretty good authority that they would enjoy it.”
Bookie is pretty funny
I just watched the first 7 episodes in the background. Fun in a rated R or HBO way. Big change from what I’ve been watching lately of Mr Belvedere, Parker Lewis, and 30 Rock. They were pretty sterile in relation.
“Where’s your cocaine!? I need your cocaine!”
“All I have is tiger blood!”
How can you have a name like that and not have it changed to remove the c and the r? Electra Shock
Electra? Could it be?!?
There’s definitely a lot more to this story. If she’s a neighbor of Sheen’s, she’s not some random deranged fan or anything. This was in Malibu, which is very expensive and was very expensive before this latest real estate crisis. This is a wealthy woman who had some sort of personal issue with Sheen.
I’m not trying to defend her actions or anything, they were obviously inexcusable. I just think this goes beyond ‘random crazy person.’
Could very well be a random crazy rich person.
Poor people are “crazy”. Rich people are “eccentric” 😉
Female Neighbour of HIV positive Charly Sheen. What could have happened there?
If I wanted a comment section full of jokes, I wouldn’t have left Reddit.
It’s a story ripe for joking around with, especially since it’s also a subplot of two and a half men.
You could always make your own community. Something like “AnhedonianNews”
Or just block you.
It’s celebrity news and he’s unharmed. I feel like the jokes are appropriate enough.
They might be appropriate if they were funny.
Jealous?
Lol.
If I wanted nasal gazing gatekeeping, I wouldn’t have left reddit, but I’m not here shitting out my personal opinions about how people express themselves.(oh wait I am and it’s super shitty, huh?) Don’t like it? Who fucking cares?
“Nasal gazing” says everything anyone needs to know.
