Charlie Sheen was assaulted in his Los Angeles home by a neighbour, police have announced. The woman charged was named as Electra Schrock. She was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, force likely to create great bodily injury and residential burglary.
It’s celebrity news and he’s unharmed. I feel like the jokes are appropriate enough.
They might be appropriate if they were funny.
Jealous?
Lol.