This isn’t a gloat post. In fact, I was completely oblivious to this massive outage until I tried to check my bank balance and it wouldn’t log in.

Apparently Visa Paywave, banks, some TV networks, EFTPOS, etc. have gone down. Flights have had to be cancelled as some airlines systems have also gone down. Gas stations and public transport systems inoperable. As well as numerous Windows systems and Microsoft services affected. (At least according to one of my local MSMs.)

Seems insane to me that one company’s messed up update could cause so much global disruption and so many systems gone down :/ This is exactly why centralisation of services and large corporations gobbling up smaller companies and becoming behemoth services is so dangerous.

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    Me too. Additionally, I use guix so if a system update ever broke my machine I can just rollback to a prior system version (either via the command line or grub menu).

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        True, then I’d be screwed. But, because my system config is declared in a single file (plus a file for channels) i could re-install my system and be back in business relatively quickly. There’s also guix home but I haven’t had a chance to try that.

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      Immutable systems sound like something desperately needed, tbh. It’s just such an obvious solution and I’m surprised that it’s been invented so late

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    A couple of days ago a Windows 2016 server started a license strike in my farm … Coincidence?

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    I wanted to share the article with friends and copy a part of the text I wanted to draw attention to but the asshole site has selection disabled. Now I will not do that and timesnownews can go fuck themselves

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      heres the entire article

      Latest Crowdstrike Update Issue: Many Windows users are experiencing Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) errors due to a recent CrowdStrike update. The issue affects various sensor versions, and CrowdStrike has acknowledged the problem and is investigating the cause, as stated in a pinned message on the company’s forum.
      Who Have Been Affected
      Australian banks, airlines, and TV broadcasters first reported the issue, which quickly spread to Europe as businesses began their workday. UK broadcaster Sky News couldn’t air its morning news bulletins, while Ryanair experienced IT issues affecting flight departures. In the US, the Federal Aviation Administration grounded all Delta, United, and American Airlines flights due to communication problems, and Berlin airport warned of travel delays from technical issues.
      In India too, numerous IT organisations were reporting in issues with company-wide. Akasa Airlines and Spicejet experienced technical issues affecting online services. Akasa Airlines’ booking and check-in systems were down at Mumbai and Delhi airports due to service provider infrastructure issues, prompting manual check-in and boarding. Passengers were advised to arrive early, and the airline assured swift resolution. Spicejet also faced problems updating flight disruptions, actively working to fix the issue. Both airlines apologized for the inconvenience caused and promised updates as soon as the problems were resolved.
      Crowdstrike’s Response
      CrowdStrike acknowledged the problem, linked to their Falcon sensor, and reverted the faulty update. However, affected machines still require manual intervention. IT admins are resorting to booting into safe mode and deleting specific system files, a cumbersome process for cloud-based servers and remote laptops. Reports from IT professionals on Reddit highlight the severity, with entire companies offline and many devices stuck in boot loops. The outage underscores the vulnerability of interconnected systems and the critical need for robust cybersecurity solutions. IT teams worldwide face a long and challenging day to resolve the issues and restore normal operations.
      What to Expect:

      -A Technical Alert (TA) detailing the problem and potential workarounds is expected to be published shortly by CrowdStrike.
      -The forum thread will remain pinned to provide users with easy access to updates and information.

      What Users Should Do:

      -Hold off on troubleshooting: Avoid attempting to fix the issue yourself until the official Technical Alert is released.
      -Monitor the pinned thread: This thread will be updated with the latest information, including the TA and any temporary solutions.
      -Be patient: Resolving software conflicts can take time. CrowdStrike is working on a solution, and updates will be posted as soon as they become available.

      In an automated reply from Crowdstrike, the company had stated: CrowdStrike is aware of reports of crashes on Windows hosts related to the Falcon Sensor. Symptoms include hosts experiencing a blue screen error related to the Falcon Sensor. The course of current action will be - our Engineering teams are actively working to resolve this issue and there is no need to open a support ticket. Status updates will be posted as we have more information to share, including when the issue is resolved.
      For Users Experiencing BSODs:
      If you’re encountering BSOD errors after a recent CrowdStrike update, you’re not alone. This appears to be a widespread issue. The upcoming Technical Alert will likely provide specific details on affected CrowdStrike sensor versions and potential workarounds while a permanent fix is developed.
      If you have urgent questions or concerns, consider contacting CrowdStrike support directly.

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        If you have urgent questions or concerns, consider contacting CrowdStrike support directly.

        Something tells me that isn’t going to provide the comfort it was meant to.

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      It is annoying. Some possible solutions:

      On desktop: Using Shift + ALT you often can overrule this and select text anyway.

      On mobile: Using the reader mode or the Print preview often works. It does for me on this website.

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    This is exactly why centralisation of services and large corporations gobbling up smaller companies and becoming behemoth services is so dangerous.

    Its true, but otherside of same coin is that with too much solo implementation you lose benefits of economy of scale.

    But indeed the world seems like a village today.

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      you lose benefits of economy of scale.

      I think you mean - the shareholders enjoy the profits of scale.

      When a company scales up, prices are rarely reduced. Users do get increased community support through common experiences especially when official channels are congested through events like today, but that’s about the only benefit the consumer sees.

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    While I don’t totally disagree with you, this has mostly nothing to do with Windows and everything to do with a piece of corporate spyware garbage that some IT Manager decided to install. If tools like that existed for Linux, doing what they do to to the OS, trust me, we would be seeing kernel panics as well.

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        And if it was a kernel-level driver that failed Linux machines would fail to boot too. The amount of people seeing this and saying “MS Bad,” (which is true, but has nothing to do with this) instead of “how does an 83 billion dollar IT security firm push an update this fucked” is hilarious

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          Falcon uses eBPF on Linux nowadays. It’s still an irritating piece of software, but it no make your boxen fail to boot.

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            Even if it doesn’t kernel panic, a broken eBPF program can break all networking and I/O and effectively cripple a “running” system.

            eBPF is better in a lot of aspects, but it won’t prevent software intended to block syscalls from breaking your machines if the code breaks.

            The solution posted everywhere, simply delete the broken driver files, isn’t difficult or time consuming, except for situations where tens of thousands of devices stop responding at once, or where every machine is asking you for the encryption key because you’ve altered your boot parameters. Linux’ saving grace here may be that Bitlocker-style encryption is a pain to set up so Linux servers typically don’t do the encryption at all, but the recovery process for enterprise customers would still be very manual and time consuming.

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              Were you using the kernel module? We’re using Flatcar which doesn’t support their .ko, and we haven’t been getting panics on any of our machines (of which there are many).

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                Nah it was specifically related to their usage of BPF with the Red Hat kernel, since fixed by Red Hat. Symptom was, you update your system and then it panics. Still usable if you selected a previous kernel at boot though.

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      Hate to break it to you, but most IT Managers don’t care about crowdstrike: they’re forced to choose some kind of EDR to complete audits. But yes things like crowdstrike, huntress, sentinelone, even Microsoft Defender all run on Linux too.

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      I wouldn’t call Crowdstrike a corporate spyware garbage. I work as a Red Teamer in cybersecurity, and EDRs are bane of my existence - they are useful, and pretty good at what they do. In the last few years, I’m struggling more and more to with engagements we do, because EDRs just get in the way and catch a lot of what would pass undetected a month ago. Staying on top of them with our tooling is getting more and more difficult, and I would call that a good thing.

      I’ve recently tested a company without EDR, and boy was it a treat. Not defending Crowdstrike, to call that a major fuckup is great understatement, but calling it “corporate spyware garbage” feels a little bit unfair - EDRs do make a difference, and this wasn’t an issue with their product in itself, but with irresponsibility of their patch management.

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        Fair enough.

        Still this fiasco proved once again that the biggest thread to IT sometimes is on the inside. At the end of the day a bunch of people decided to buy Crowdstrike and got screwed over. Some of them actually had good reason to use a product like that, others it was just paranoia and FOMO.

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        The fault seems to be 90/10 CS, MS.

        MS allegedly pushed a bad update. Ok, it happens. Crowdstrike’s initial statement seems to be blaming that.

        CS software csagent.sys took exception to this and royally shit the bed, disabling the entire computer. I don’t think it should EVER do that, so the weight of blame must lie with them.

        The really problematic part is, of course, the need to manually remediate these machines. I’ve just spent the morning of my day off doing just that. Thanks, Crowdstrike.

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        Why should it be? A faulty software update from a 3rd party crashes the operating system. The exact same thing could happen to Linux hosts as well with how much access those IPSec programms usually get.

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            Your fixated on the wrong part of the story. Synchronized supply chain update takes out global infrastructure isn’t a windows problem, this happens on linux too!

            Just because a drunk driver crashes their BMW into a school doesn’t mean drunk driving is only a BMW vehicle problem.

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              I love how quickly everyone has forgotten about that xz attack.

              I use and love Linux and have for over two decades now, but I’m not going to sit here and claim that something similar to the current Windows issue can’t happen to Linux.

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                xz attack

                That has nothing to do with this. That was a security vulnerability, solved in record time, blame where it was due, and patched in hours.

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                  You’re missing the point. That compromised xz made it into some production distributions. The point here is that shit can happen to Linux, too.

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              If BMW makes a car that has square wheels and needs to have everyone install round wheels so the fucking thing works you can’t blame a company for making wheels.

              It’s a Microsoft problem through and through.

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                Your counter to the BMW Drunk driver example didn’t address drunk driving in volvos, toyotas, fords… you just introduced a variable that your upset with. BMW’s having weird wheels has nothing to do with Drunk Driving incidents.

                Again your focused on the wrong thing, this story is a warning about supply chain issues.

                Your just memeing on the hate for windows.

                Have you never seen a DNS outage, a ansible outage, a terraform outage, a RADIUS outage, a database schema change outage, a router firmware update outage?

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                  Again, you’re talking about something I am not. I am talking about THIS problem, right here, that is categorically a windows problem, in that it’s not on the linux kernel stack, or mac. How is this NOT a windows problem??

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        It is on the sense that Windows admins are the ones that like to buy this kind of shit and use it. It’s not on the sense that Windows was broken somehow.

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    Is there an easy way to silence every fuckdamn sanctimonious linux cultist from my lemmy experience?

    Secondly, this update fucked linux just as bad as windows, but keep huffing your own farts. You seem to like it.

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      I’d unsubscribe from !linux for a start.

      I’m pretty sure this update didn’t get pushed to linux endpoints, but sure, linux machines running the CrowdStrike driver are probably vulnerable to panicking on malformed config files. There are a lot of weirdos claiming this is a uniquely Windows issue.

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        Thanks for the tip, so glad Lemmy makes it easy to block communities.

        Also: It seems everyone is claiming it didn’t affect Linux but as part of our corporate cleanup yesterday, I had 8 linux boxes I needed to drive to the office to throw a head on and reset their iDrac so sure maybe they all just happened to fail at the same time but in my 2 years on this site we’ve never had more than 1 down at a time ever, and never for the same reason. I’m not the tech head of the site by any means and it certainly could be unrelated, but people with significantly greater experience than me in my org chalked this up to Crowdstrike.

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    I’ve just spent the past 6 hours booting into safe mode and deleting crowd strike files on servers.

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      Feel you there. 4 hours here. All of them cloud instances whereby getting acces to the actual console isn’t as easy as it should be, and trying to hit F8 to get the menu to get into safe mode can take a very long time.

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        Ha! Yes. Same issue. Clicking Reset in vSphere and then quickly switching tabs to hold down F8 has been a ball ache to say the least!

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          What I usually do is set next boot to BIOS so I have time to get into the console and do whatever.

          Also instead of using a browser, I prefer to connect vmware Workstation to vCenter so all the consoles insta open in their own tabs in the workspace.

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          Just go into settings and add a boot delay, then set it back when you’re done.

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        Since it has to happen in windows safe mode it seems to be very hard to automate the process. I haven’t seen a solution yet.

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        Sadly not. Windows doesn’t boot. You can boot it into safe mode with networking, at which point maybe with anaible we could login to delete the file but since it’s still manual work to get windows into safe mode there’s not much point

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          It is theoretically automatable, but on bare metal it requires having hardware that’s not normally just sitting in every data centre, so it would still require someone to go and plug something into each machine.

          On VMs it’s more feasible, but on those VMs most people are probably just mounting the disk images and deleting the bad file to begin with.

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            I guess it depends on numbers too. We had 200 to work on. If you’re talking hundreds more than looking at automation would be a better solution. In our scenario it was just easier to throw engineers at it. I honestly thought at first this was my weekend gone but we got through them easily in the end.

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    It’s proving that POSIX architecture is necessary even if it requires additional computer literacy on the part of users and admins.

    The risk of hacking (which is what Crowdstrike essentially does to get so deeply embedded and be so effective at endpoint protection) a monolithic system like Windows OS is if you screw up the whole thing comes tumbling down.

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      You’d think maybe not being reliant on a 90 billion dollar company to un-fuck security would be a bigger deal than it is.

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      No because Windows Indoctrination starts with Academia.

      There will have to be heavy monetary losses before IT is forced to leave their golden goose that keeps them employed with “problems” to “fix” that soak up hours each.

      But maybe they will notice the monetary losses and competitors not using their trash will pull ahead – that will get their attention. Still they require the cognition to understand the problem and select a solution and the Linux Jungle is hard for corporate minds to navigate without smart IT help.

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      Not really. This isn’t a Windows problem. This is a faulty software problem. People can write faulty software on Linux too.

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      Windows usage isn’t the cause of dysfunction in corporate IT but a symptom of it. All you would get is badly managed Linux systems compromised by bloated insecure commercial security/management software.

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      I guess they would want some cybersecurity software like Crowdstrike in either case? If so, this could probably have happened on any system, as it’s a bug in third party software that crashes the computer.

      Not that I know much about this, but if this leads to a push towards Linux it would be if companies already wanted to make the switch, but were unwilling because they thought they needed Crowdstrike specifically. This might lead them to consider alternative cybersecurity software.