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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Time is of the essence!

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Time is of the essence!

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    American money and continental-European decimal comma. Might be fake but I upvoted just in case.

  • Dasus@lemmy.world
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    Can it bring mw food

  • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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    Got in 4.21 seconds, my ceiling caved in because a helicopter dropped a pallet of money onto my house

    After paying for repairs of the roof the money is gone

    Fickle pigeon!

  • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s cocaine pigeon. It doesn’t have any thumbs, it’s asking you to roll up the bill.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    did someone order a stripper named rich because i upvoted and they ended up at my place by mistake

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    Shit, my blood is mostly butter now

  • slingstone@lemmy.world
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    Upon failing to become fabulously wealthy, I can only assume this one of those “the riches are the friends we gained along the way” things.

    Damn it to hell. I don’t need friends. I need dolla, dolla bills y’all.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      How have you managed to lose it already

  • kurwa@lemmy.world
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    It’s been 6,7 seconds and I can confirm it works

  • Juice@midwest.social
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    Mfw it took me 20 seconds to read the whole meme

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    pigeon holding american money, but used a comma instead of a decimal for the seconds in the text so it’s not an american meme. what do

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Mr worldwide

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    1 day ago

    He protec

    He atac

    But mostly he make stacs.

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    What’s the currency? Zimbabwean dollar?

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    Shit, 4,6 seconds. I really needed that money, too.

  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
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    Fuck it, in this economy I’ll try anything.

    • tomiant@piefed.social
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      Fuck, I should have clicked. I SHOULD HAVE CLICKED!

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    I downvoted so what’s going to happen to me now?

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      Good. The money for us gotta go from somewhere, ain’t it?

      • tomiant@piefed.social
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        We are going to eat this guy first.

    • Solution Engineer@reddthat.com
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      Watch out, he is coming for your money

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        Joke’s on him I’m broke as fuck.

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          Hide your organs.

          • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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            Prometheus thought you were joking.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            They’re not worth anything either my liver’s pretty much spent and it’s one of my better organs.

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