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We are going to eat this guy first.

Fuck, I should have clicked. I SHOULD HAVE CLICKED!

We have gone full Soviet.

Private Szjulbyakov, perfectly normal western capitalist name, why?

When a handful of people own all the companies in the world, the whole world becomes a single point of failure.

They’re big enough to be a utility and be nationalized!

Mother should I trust the government…?

Why do I squeak and stamp my feet when I see dogs? What the fuck is wrong with me?

Thief junkies are actually an amazing source of high end clothes for cents on the dollar. If you know how to handle them, I mean. And if you’re cool with that. Like, really nice clothes for the price of a McMeal.

Sign up now!

“Yes!” “Maybe later!”

Fuck your asshole with barbed wire.

Coconuts grow in the ocean?

It’s blue because coconut = tropical = sandy beaches and blue water, which evokes positive emotions and pictures of paradise in your mind, which makes you more likely to buy [PRODUCT]

It was the same capitalist cancer we see everywhere, people are just old enough now to be sentimental about it.

Capitalism as the all consuming ouroboros.

No. Oh no. NO! Not the systemDEEEEEES!

“Conversations I imagine in my head that never actually happen to anyone”