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      11 months ago

      She mixed up “too pretty” with “chairman of the Oompa-Loompa affairs committee”

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    Perhaps there exists somewhere a woman too pretty to be arrested. But keep looking because this ain’t her.

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        Kate Beckinsale in Underworld > Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil. However I’ll give you Mila in thermal binders > Kate in a WW2 nurse’s dress (barely). But I don’t know what either of them look like or have been up to for the last 15 years. I think Kate has been moming.

        I know it’s all CGI and lighting and camera filters, but Kate Beckinsale in Underworld might be the hottest any woman has ever looked. I don’t know whether she’s too pretty to arrest, but I would slap her in handcuffs for entirely different reasons.

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    I’m sure the weirdoes on the internet will read the article saying that she was mentally ill and not draw weirdo conclusions from her statements.

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    “Have you considered there is something more to life than being very very very very, ridiculously good looking?”

    “Like murder?”

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    Too good looking? Lmao, she’s not ugly but she’s generic as hell. You can find a girl that looks just like her by hanging out at basically any vape shop or crystal store.

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    Honey, you ain’t ‘all that’.

    And killing your mother in a fight over cigarettes has got to be peak trailer trash.

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      Shes a woman. A man with the same charge is probably getting life. Not trying to be sexist thats just how our system works

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      She isn’t. Vanity and egotism aren’t good looking, and neither is her disheveled hair.

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      Did you see the other picture of her in the article? She only looks pretty if her hair is done up. Although her almond face shape would be seen as attractive in Japan, if not for the whole “Japanese people have a fetish for light skin” thing.