Same as you? Unless you have some kind of mirror contraption / reverse periscope going on.
Looking at the TP with my functional eyes? I am skeptical.
Me, I look at the TP after to see if it’s discolored.
I’ve just been waiting too long to use this quote. “Green means go; red means stop.”
keep wiping until you draw a white ace.
They insert a finger to see if there’s any more mush.
They smell the paper.
Ever since I learned this I started doing it too, because it’s more effective than visual inspection alone.
There’s an app where you can have a seeing person help you. I think its meant for shopping and navigating places but I don’t see why they couldn’t be used as paper checkers
Are you thinking of Zoom/Teams?
I personally don’t ever have to look and I’m glad I don’t have to
You sound more confident than you maybe should :P
This whole thread is nothing but jokes. The real answer is they wipe their butthole with their finger and then press their fingers together to feel if it’s at all sticky.
Years ago, I saw this question and someone commented on Reddit that they bring wet wipes with them when they go out.
Even people with functioning eyes miss some sometimes.
Funny answer: their dog won’t let them leave the room if they smell too much.
Slightly serious answer: bidets are magic.
If there were bidets everywhere, I’d be willing to leave my cave more often.
Go live in Japan. Literally bidets everywhere even in public places. My butt had never been so consistently clean.
I did for a year. Squat toilets in public places.
I only saw the squat toilets in more remote places but anywhere in the cities had bidets.
I saw them in schools, train stations, parks, etc., all over Hiroshima city.
Using a public bidet sounds like an awful idea.
It’s easier than waddling over to the sink and fitting my ass in there.
But you don’t make as many friends.
This is why I’m banned from Sea World.
The lick test.
If the shit tickets don’t stick to the wall the asshole isn’t poopy anymore.
I got this far down the thread before stifling a laugh at work. Well done.
Is this the answer to the mystery of the state of public bathrooms?
How can you not tell by feel?
How often do you visually check your butthole when wiping?
We are all blind in the bathroom, my friend.
You check the paper, not your butthole
Please speak for yourself.
I have a live feed camera in my toilet. Every time I take a shit, I get out my phone and watch the footage so I can inspect both the turd and my asshole and plan my wiping strategy accordingly.
??? Wtf people, check yo ass, jesus
Every. Single. Time.
This. Who doesn’t?
Fuckin christ, dude. Get some hygiene.
