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#suprisedpickachu
Literally as predicted a few days ago. Yeah, this surprises no one.
By some accounts, the winner is a Trumpist who happens to be a Latina. If so, that’s some quality trolling on the part of the committee.
Yes, she also praised trump. If they’re trolling, does that mean they also admit seeing it as a meaningless award like the rest of us do?
What a peaceful response.
Tantrum starts in…3…2…1…
Toddlers throwing tantrums.
What a sore fucking person in general. Hrs never happy when je wins and whines when he doesn’t. Tjis guy deserves nothing but piss on his grave. Let him decompose into nothingness and obscurity in 30 years
His ashes should be flushed down a toilet in Russia
Trump doesn’t deserve a grave. He should be cremated and his ashes should be dumped into a coal power plant since he’s so passionate about that
I hope he gets buried on a golf course like his first wife so golfers can piss on him
He’s not even worthy of being burned. He deserves to be hanged, alone, with no audience, and left to rot as an example.
And then fed to someone’s prize-winning razorbacks.
Like Mussolini…maybe we’ll get lucky and his own guys will turn on him and give him and Melania the Mussolini treatment
Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.
Eh, so what. Necromancy isn’t real.
Do you want a religion based on the infallible Donald Trump? Because I don’t. He won’t be alive to insult them anymore so they’ll just project what they want to believe onto him.
200 years from now, someone will do a study and find that his holy relics include several skeletons, all but one with unusually large hands, and half-a-dozen desiccated micropenises.
Then there’s a non-zero chance I will breathe part of him, and that’s just not OK.
The consolation prize will be the Darwin award for the American people for voting for trump twice.
Three times and maybe even four if he’s still alive
I don’t understand why they don’t just say he won and sue everyone who says otherwise.
Because that doesn’t work in the real world. He would be immediately called out everywhere.
No-one in the vicinity of Trump is living in the real world.
There’s only one world. Whether their minds are engaged with it is an entirely different matter.
Awarding him the Peace Prize for what exactly? Can they even articulate a reason?
To be fair, what did Obama do to deserve the prize? Maybe I missed something, but I remember literally laughing out loud when I first heard that news. Like, he won for campaigning on hope?
The Norwegian Nobel Committee announced the award on October 9, 2009, citing Obama’s promotion of nuclear nonproliferation and a “new climate” in international relations fostered by Obama, especially in reaching out to the Muslim world.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Nobel_Peace_Prize
Essentially it was for the sort of things that the US news media skipped over, because it was about countries that weren’t America.
Basically “not Bush”
Still, if Obama didn’t get one, do you think he’d be whining about it for (checks calendar) the next nearly two decades?
Big dumb baby wants his shiny.
“President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”
🤣
Sad!
Stop writing shit Steven Cheung. Don Don don’t wanna fuck ya.
“The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace,” White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.
“President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”
He’s so far up Trump’s ass, it’s a miracle he even managed to type that
I think he has the typewriter up there with him.
What a fucking loser.