Allen Ray McGrew, 41, was found laying in the road. He put a firework on his head, and it exploded while on his head, causing massive head injuries, officials said.
His wife, Paige McGrew, said her husband had been drinking since 6 p.m.
See, Florida? It’s not just you. Americans get drunk and do insanely stupid shit everywhere else in the country too.
And he didn’t hurt anyone else. A lot of people who fuck around with fireworks hurt innocent bystanders.
I feel bad for his widow.
I’m guessing she’s trying not to laugh her head off.
At least not physically. Anyone witnessing it is probably psychologically wounded.
I have permanent mild hearing loss and tinnitus from some jackass adult setting off small fireworks right next to me when I was fourteen. Had severe ringing in my ears and significant hearing loss for a couple of months after that. Thanks, asshole.