I move into the store permanently and then die of a heart attack after about a month. I imagine I would have no regrets.
A month long, fatal binge is probably not that high of a budget. Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
Keep this away from them!
(edit, not accusing of bad credit necessarily, just preempting a possible objection)
Traffic is gonna be a nightmare.
I thirteened this. I don’t take those substances and I have yet to find a place where the food tastes about half as gourmet as my own cooked meals.
Maybe the question should’ve been “if your fridge were permanently stocked with all your vices” (& your living room was chock full of blackjack, sex workers, and cocaine)
Long wait times for the toilets
New modern remake of I dream of Genie, right here! Genie is a badass temptress this time, and it’s produced by HBO so they can have nudity.
…I have GOT to stop comkng up with dark but creative pilots for shows I want to watch but aren’t even being considered.
i’d like to see a new Dream of Genie where she’s constantly trying to seduce some lower-class guy who’s actually trying to improve his world and she’s always inserted a gotcha which sabotages the good idea. he slowly hates her and she loves him more for it.
Why the fuck would I ever show up at work ever again? Sounds excellent.
I mean…housing?
Sleep in the Temptation Mart, duh
Housing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.
They’re guaranteed to have really nice tents.
Sublet my apartment
I spend less money on beer and don’t have to drive to get it. Otherwise, not much has changed.
You know those three packs of tall boys convenience stores sell? I see guys get out of their pickups to buy them after work on weekdays and I’m under the impression they’re doing it for portion control. 30 racks are massively more economical but I think they’d only last two days for some people, so they overpay every day in exchange for not showing up hungover.
So, sounds like no matter how full your fridge is, you drink the same amount.
lots of people dont have the cold storage space for 30 cans… and lots of other people simply cannot sleep with undrank beer around.
I’m getting Lotus Hotel and Casino vibes.
Make you never want to leave and become a zombie.
Hey that is what it might look like!
So if I only ever made it this far…
…and thought it too much appealed to kids, think that would change if I kept reading?
Percy Jackson books (movies less so but still decent) are absolutely great. Regardless of age they are still good!
How does this affect your daily life?
It’d take a substantial amount of days off my life, but I consider that a bonus
😩
i get a job at temptation mart, ez commute and discounts and maybe i can wear cute little horns at work!?
Oh god my neighborhood would become a magnet for annoying people. I’d move.
Youd Become happy for a few months. And it would become normal, then eventually boring. And you would find hobbies again.
Look guys, @jet@hackertalks.com has never tried fentanyl
Great! Free food that I don’t have to cook! I’d be instantly spoiled. The rest of it I don’t care about.
All complimentary meaning free food? Well that helps me save quite a bit on groceries then.
Free gambling means free winnings means…
lol
Sounds to me like we’ve solved scarcity. Excellent.
