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Its like NFS Underground, except the car is shit, the decals are shit and probably the driver is a piece of shit.
How dare you besmirch the good name of NSFU2 by comparing it to this rolling shit heap full of probable cause!
I love it. I’d definitely honk.
*better
On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?
That is the grandma
that car is your granmas
Not that i was gonna track them down, but blurring the license plate seems ironic in this case.
Sadly I can say this is not the first time I’ve seen the bang local milfs decal, and that does not appear to be a Florida plate.
It’s not that sad. I feel like that’s a pretty general consensus.
I am pro banging local milves
I can almost guarantee it is a standard Michigan plate. The tag should expire this year
It’s a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.
It’s also a lot easier to falsely report the car for a crime without the plate number. Far too many people are bored online and I would be terrified of a couple thousand seeing my truck and plate numbers.
He better keep a lot of changes of underwear in his car.
Underwear only slows down the fisting
Or he’s wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.
I believe exactly one of those statements.
Sorry, you said “worse” whem you meant “better”. Obvious bot account!
Ooh, don’t do meth kids.
Look, don’t do any kids, no matter what drugs they’re on!
Pure Michigan
I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.
Juggalos and juggalettes?
I don’t think you intended this to be as racist as it sounds but holy shit this sounds so fucking racist.
I had a (white) friend who had a pretty nice one, rims and tinted windows, heated seats, it was a nice car for a Chrysler. He said he got stopped constantly for made up reasons but they would inevitably let him go when they realized it was a 30yr old nerd and not normally “kind of people who buy them.”
He ended up selling the car and getting a mustang.
Hey that’s my car.
Hi Mom!
He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.
This just screams to cops, pull me over!
We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.
A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean
If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don’t manage.
Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.
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I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.
what if a wasted justin timberlake did?
it would ruin the tour
I’d call the cops. Nobody is above the law.
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
