- I live in a cabin in the woods - I live in a cabin in the woods - I live in a cabin in the woods 
- Actually this meme seems like a great spot to ask the lemmings: what structure, plant, or barrier could one use that’s good for a property boundary that would give good privacy/noise reduction? - There is some length to it so bear that in mind when it comes to costs. Call it 2 acres of length to cover 
- That looks like a piece of heaven, honestly. 
- Aerial pic of my friend running archlinux in my company where everyone is using W11 
- When your neighbour own all of the land 
- Or you’re on a farm and desperately need windbreaks - So desperate that you’ll wait 50 years? - Closer to 10. Yes. - This is a pretty common thing in the American Midwest. You see it a lot around houses on the tops of hills, especially in new construction. It looks kinda silly for a few years but it’s the best you can do sometimes. - it astounds me that people don’t do this, really - like i tend to always pay attention to how nice a property looks when i’m travelling past it, and good god it looks so much more enjoyable when you have a bunch of shade and greenery around you! - Properties without some sort of tree/hedge wall surrounding it out in the open just look absolutely miserable and trigger a long dormant part of my brain that fears being picked off by a giant bird. - it astounds me that people don’t do this, really - It’s a fire and falling hazard having trees that close to the home. There are places here in California where you legally have to have a 100 foot wide firebreak around the building, like up around the foothills where wildfires are common. 
 
 
- Alternatively do this with bamboo (properly contained so it doesn’t spread) and it will be giant in under 1 year - If you do that though you’ll attract pandas. And they won’t even procreate in your yard. Bamboo isn’t worth the hassle. - You may attract python too! 
- They seem cute until you find one scurrying around your kitchen in the middle of the night. 
 
- How exactly does one properly contain bamboo at that scale - Because Bamboo expands by sending out underground runners you have to put some type of underground barrier to stop them. - https://www.rhizomebarrier.com/how-to-contain-bamboo-a-helpful-illustrated-guide/ - I love this idea and am filing it away for the imaginary future where I own a home and need more greenery, damn it! Because it’s going to be so lush and green. And there will be water and mountains and a rainbow… 
 
 
- if the internet has taught me anything and it hasn’t, you can’t properly contain bamboo 
 
 
 
- Delivery Notes: Look for the tiny enchanted forest off the I-95 
- Delivery note: - Just leave it by the tree. 
- My dream home. 
- 🎶outdoor… Wisconsin 🎶🎶 
- looks like hell, actually - utterly lonely and desolate, no one to help you if you get a health issue, no amenities anywhere nearby, nowhere to take a walk, etc etc etc - actually more accurately it looks like purgatory, where you await your eternal judgement. - deleted by creator 
- looks like purgatory - Having visited with family that “retired out to the country”, I can tell you that it feels like purgatory as well. 
- you could, live with people 
- What a weird take. You think this hedge is some magical barrier? 
- Who says you can’t have an underground workshop, a gaming setup, a matrix+lemmy+mastodon server, an underground FTTH connection, an escape tunnel with a joyride leading straight to the highway and 100m below all of that, a nuclear power plant. - Ok, maybe someone will say something about the last one, but… You know? 
- There could be a major road just out of frame. The trees are probably for a combination of windbreak (especially if this is amidst long stretches of open land), shade, and maybe privacy. 
- Who says that you have to live alone in his house? 
 














