- They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men. - Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife. - In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut. - African or European swallow? - I don’t know thaaaaaahhhhhh! 
 
- That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……? - If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….? - Or whatever. - Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life… - And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right. - Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number. - Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin. - buy twitter - call it nutter - fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm 
 
 
 
- “Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity” 
- You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up 
- or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too - They say there are no asexuals in fox holes 
 
 
- Wasn’t he fairly religious? - so too are a lot of gay men 
 
 
- Also Sir Isaac Newton:  
- I was gonna comment “yeah, but Leibniz fucks!” but then I decided to fact-check myself. - “Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary.” - …well, shit. The meme checks out! - Inb4 the “[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!” 
 
- Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up. - That’s possible, but if that were the case I’d expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral. 
 
 
 - What’s the tangent on those curls? 
- His other calculus half also had a beautiful mane  
- Um, I’m pretty sure that’s Brian May. 
 
- @Track_Shovel That explains a lot. - I’m? Being insulted by a bot? - Bots have gained sentience, must nuke all data servers! 
 
 
- I wonder if he had some sort of penile disorder that was untreatable at the time. 












