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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Later virgins

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Later virgins

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

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      That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……?

      If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

      Or whatever.

      Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…

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        And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

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          Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

          Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.

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            buy twitter

            call it nutter

            fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

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      You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

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      “Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

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      or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

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        They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

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      African or European swallow?

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        I don’t know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

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