That’s what she said.

They do it with radio spectrums.

They literally auction that shit off.

If they were all a different color, that’d be pretty damn cool.

By legally trespassing, they mean that it fits the legal definition of trespassing. Like legally blind, or legally insane.

I always love The Oatmeal, but I hadn’t seen that one yet.

Thanks for sharing!

Just to clarify, are we just making this up as we go? Because that’s what I’m planning on.

Look at those dilated pupils. Obviously high.

😄 - “Awww yeah.” Commonly referring to pleasant nostalgia or receiving a blow job.

I’m glad she’s ok, and I hope they don’t give her too much trouble about it.

Personally, there are few rules or procedures that should stand between a parent and their child.

Oh geez. What did my wife do this time?

I wish I had an answer for you, but instead I only have a fun anecdote about DK64.

My roommate played through that game in college. My roommate was also colorblind. I’d be doing whatever and hear “what the hell! Grab the damn banana!” I would look up to see what was happening and say “Dave! It’s purple!”

Oh. I thought it was yellow.

😂

I think as individuals, most all of them are opposed to child abuse. Protecting children from “woke groomers” is one of their unifying battle cries.

Sadly, their tribalism is stronger than their concern for the kids. Once one of their own is accused of child abuse, they rally to their defense. In their mind, they are the good guys, and someone who’s on the “good guy team” could never do something like that. The only reasonable explanation is that they were wrongly accused or there was a terrible misunderstanding, or sigh they deserved/ asked for it.

Of course, this rabid tribalism attracts MORE predators. As long as they can convince everyone that they are “one of them” they know that they can get away with a few more lies than if they were hanging out with independent thinkers.

I’m going to guess you’re about 40.

Because that sounds a lot like my list.

That’s exactly what happened with Porkchop! We opened the kitty cage and he lept out into our arms. I was like, now we can’t just get the first cat that jumps at us, so we did a full walk around but inevitably went right back to him.

Went back two weeks later to adopt his sister.

One of my cats loves to jump up on people’s shoulders. We’ve been practicing, and I can walk around the house (slowly) with him up there.

Because what you wrote is unnecessarily convoluted, circular and overly complex.

Says the guy who used two forms of sophistry.

I kid. Just a little friendly ribbing.

What are you retailing?

A liquor store, a cell phone store, and a bridal shop are going to be VERY different experiences.

Here’s some general rules I’ve learned.

Corporate often has more resources to pay better and offer more benefits, but often have very strict standards that they follow. Every store must run the same. And their nationally known name will bring in enough people to keep you busy.

Indy stores are much more flexible with how they run things, and the front line employees have the opportunity to participate in the owner’s decisions. Small businesses run a tight budget, and can’t afford the compensation that corporate offers. You won’t see as much traffic, so you will probably pick up additional responsibilities in your downtime.

Franchises are somewhere in the middle, they can’t afford to pay you, and they won’t listen to you.

Of course, these are general rules, and there are exceptions. A stubborn small business owner, or a stingy corporation can eliminate any of the positives that I’ve listed above, or a really great business could defy the negatives normally associated with each.

Gotta be this brain of mine.

Depends. Is it a pull down menu, or open text?