I look forward to his adolescence as a Fortune 500 CEO.
Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!
Whoever said taking candy from a baby was easy must not have been American
After 2 years are they still a toddler?
Toddler is age 1-3, so they are just about done.
I bet he’ll be able to retire at 3 years old with this many jobs
Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.
Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it’s the doctors who do all the work since they’re the experts.
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
That’s what the toddler wants.
If we change our way of life, the toddler wins.
Imagine what he’s going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
that little bastard
guns don’t kill people, toddlers do
It takes a child to raze a village.
Lmao nice
As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree
Arm the other toddlers.
Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
Kinderguardians https://youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk?si=XIxasF5ow8pFfBgW
Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.
According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 2 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11
Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year
Last I checked, there was more weeks than that in a year. Did those fuckers in HR go and change it?
Shot vs deaths
Ah ok, fair enough.
Now that you mention it, it was pretty silly to expect the toddler to have a 100% kill rate lol
this joke is funny here but it gets really sad when twitter and everyone repeats the same “original” knee slapper when this stat continues to be true, month after month after month 😒
Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.
Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.
If I had a genie, I’d thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I’m gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.
Well that’s the fucked part of it. There’s more of them than people. I hate to be that asshole who says “you’re only hurting the bad guys with gun control” because theres issues with that argument, but in a lot of ways it applies to the US just because theres so fucking many. You can’t get rid of them.
Take away them away and these two groups will still have them:
- Criminals (both violent and, many newly created, non-violent criminals)
- Cops (violent state-sanctioned gang with badges)
Not sure that’s really a good outcome either.
How do you expect cops and unfranchised criminals to circumvent a reality bender? I’d be more worried about the reasonable uses for guns, like flare guns, PAFS, harpoon guns, nail guns, and so on.
Not to mention that a lack of guns just means nightsticks and lead pipes become popular again.
I’m partial to the wrist-mounted trebuchet.
Look at Rambo over here, thinks he can take on The Toddler
“Time for… a nap.”
I used to be an kneeslapper like them. Then I got shot by a toddler.
Right in the knee?
Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more
Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
