hand surgery prep?
If he fists a woman it would look like a martini glass
Is there a brand new sentence community here?
That looks like a warm shirt
Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.
Monchhichi!
That’s hot
Me when my keys tumbled out of my breast pocket into a fire I was poking and I instinctively snatched them back out.
Your sweater looks warm … did you mom make that?
Technically, yes.
Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
I had a suite-mate in college that basically had to do this with his neck. His facial hair just kept going all the way down his neck and connected to his thick chest hair. He just picked a line when shaving and stopped.
Needed to learn how to do a sick fade.
Happy to see the transplant went well. Do all the fingers work?
Iirc wasn’t this the guy who posted to reddit like “I shaved my hands and it was a mistake what do I do”?
This is me but with tan lines instead lol, from biker gloves.
Why stop there? Keep going!
Nice sweater
