I love the smell of a massive stroke in the morning. It smells like, victory.
This imbecile knows the US lost the war in Vietnam, right?
Trump declared war on Chicago?
Russian asset, Agent Krasnov, declares war on a major American city.
Yeah, probably not a great idea on Chi-Raq. If anywhere were to put forth a united resistance it’s the place with a history of running the police or if the city with armed force.
War on Chicago style pizza
Where are all the soldiers and assorted politicians who swore an oath to protect the USA from all threat foreign and domestic?
Following orders like they are sworn to do.
I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire or the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real
I understand you, and I feel the same. But let’s be real. We both know it’s true. It’s outrageous, it’s dumb, it’s aggressive and hateful, that’s exactly up his ally.
It’s fucking Cheungus making these things. Dude’s like the incel m’lady in chief.
It was also retweeted (a screencap) on twitter by the official white house account…
sooooo this is a military threat against the local populace, right?
Yup. Shit’s gonna get fucking wild as the gUStapo is born.
🌎👩🚀🔫👩🚀
Drag ‘em through the garden
Two comments, and I know this is now old news: it’s insane to see someone/somegroup get SO pissy for being hit with a soft, non-lethal projectile; and while I understand how he was likely carrying it, upon further review the clip above seems to show that this man is a sandwich-mancer and can summon subs from thin air.
I don’t normally like to use the AI summary of a search, but this one was funny: Force of rubber bullet vs sandwich
I’m glad they failed to indict him, and I hope he finds success in another place.
This is very similar to his playing of fortunate son.
He watched the movie and though the fire-murder guy was a badass.(Or more likely, he never watched the movie).I just realised he doesn’t make these himself (or come up with them). But still. Asshole.
This looks like treason. Treason is fun because there are both federal and state versions of it.
I’ve never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.
Like pretty much every character in the film, the character Trump is cosplaying as has been driven insane by an insane war.
Every single character in that movie is a piece of shit. That one’s a vainglorious piece of shit.
What about them ? Jay “Chef” Hicks
Lance B. Johnson
Roxanne SarraultI asked the machine, here is what it said
Jay "Chef" Hicks Cowardice, instability, disloyalty, inability to cope with war. Lance B. Johnson Emotional detachment, negligence, descent into madness. Roxanne Sarrault Colonial arrogance, moral ambiguity, emotional manipulation.I have a hard time calling them pieces of shit for that. Seems normal to me to refuse to play the game of war and recognizing military duty as the infectious spook that it is.
I dunno, his government tracks so far with what I remember of the film.
- Feeling of Endless Hell
- Waiting for it to be over
- Everyone dying or in pain, in some cases at the hands of their own stupidity
- Pretty much the only person who gets what they want is the one main character leading the thing
- Swamp
I could believe it, but my pessimistic interpretation is that whoever made this meme has seen it and doesn’t think Kilgore is a monster.
Probably thinks Lt Col Kilgore is the protagonist.
He was killing all those filthy evil Communists. Only a tankie would suggest he wasn’t an epic super dude.
See the directors cut or don’t bother
Is that “Redux?” We just picked it up, but haven’t watched it.
Trump can’t surf!
One time there was a heat wave in my city, and I don’t have air conditioning at home. The movie theater was playing apocalypse now, I think it was the directors cut. It was 3 hours long so I bought a ticket because I wanted 3 hours of air conditioning. I had no idea what a great movie I was stumbling into! It was about war and how horrific it is.
Going in neutral without expectations is the best way to enjoy a movie in my opinion, there’s a indie theatre near my home that mostly plays older classics from US and around the world. I’ve had my mind blown by movies that came out decades ago, good movies age very well
We just got it on DVD. It’s the “Redux” edition. 3 hours 22 mins. It’s the 6th longest movie in our collection behind LoTR extendeds, Beh-Hur, and Lawrence of Arabia.
I had the redux years ago. I’ve come around to the theatrical being the best though.
That’s an interesting way to discover that film. You must have gone on one hell of a ride that afternoon.
He tried to use Born in the USA as a campaign song. Media literacy isn’t MAGA’s strongest suit.
He plays the mainstream media like a fiddle.
It’s not that difficult now after multiple decades of decay for media organizations caused by “this quarter is all that matters” business idiot administration.
Literacy isn’t Trump’s.
This would be hilarious, weren’t this all hell
Who won that war again?
Sure sure, Release the Epstein Files. Stop trying to distract us.
Why is he trying so hard to fuck around and find out…
Insurrection is grounds to declare martial law, remove those in power, and halt elections. He has to push hard enough to force people to fight back.
The right answer unfortunately…
I wish more people would see it.
This is simply not true. The constitution has no provisions for suspending elections.
There will be an activity called an election. It won’t be free, or fair, or allow everyone to vote. The simplest method would be restricting voting locations to those deemed ‘safe from insurrection’ aka counties that voted for Trump.
