A new federal probe revolves around the discovery that documentation certifying the authenticity of the metal in some Boeing planes was falsified.
    • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish
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      3 months ago

      Too simple. You are hereby banned from government work.

      Reason(s) per Standard Operating Procedure 420.69(f):

      • Not enough forms
      • Not enough signatures
      • Did not acquire approval from the ethics board, Privacy Office, Information Technology Office, Custodial Services, & Chief of Inefficiency
      • Absolute lack of meetings and round tables
      • No use of allocated funds
      • Does not give cause for more bureaucracy
      • No organizational chart
      • Not self-aggrandizing

      You may file an appeal with the Appeals Board by completing form SF-80085-rev accessible at appeals.state.gov/brokenlink.lol

      • AA5B@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        We all make fun of it, but for critical applications like aviation, this is why there is a paper trail for everything. Someone certified that as being titanium, and it probably only took minutes to find out whom.

        So the only question is what consequences that supplier faces