Does life suck, or not?
Millennials are killing the idea of retirement!
101 mistakes to avoid if you wanna reach 30
me, reading: oh no… oh no!
Scientists discover THIS many shots of vodka will inebriate you
Nurgle mistakenly identifies local sedentary fatass as living in tribute to him, rewards him with the blessing of now 4 weeks of continuous digestive plague.
Retired at 38 and living childless with his wife in the countryside… What will he do with the rest of his life? #7 may surprise you.
WHATS #7 damnit‽
He’s unemployed, autistic, spends his free time configuring Linux distros, doomscrolling and falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes. You won’t believe how he met his wife!
Wait, but how did you meet your wife though?
I too choose this guy’s wife.
I asked for her number in a night club, she was the bartender.
3 long lines of ‘headline’ won’t get you any clicks (and no wife)
Man dies killing two cars on bicycle, his zombie stole my KOM ten years later.
Waiting for help, this shocking new treatment might be just what was needed!
Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)
Chaos Condo in Manila: Yowling cat, BDSM couple and Nose Job Woes Shake Up Quiet Night.
I am not kidding. Life is strange sometimes.
Also across the hall there is a phone that rings for 10 full minutes, every day.
And the aircon smells like mold.
And the windows are stuck shut.
And the bathroom smells a bit like sewer.
Sorry, got on a roll there.
This reads like the lyrics to a Godspeed You! Black Emperor song. Like a more depressing Dead Flag Blues.
Okay, I’m hooked, I have to know the non-clickbait story
Local fuckup reclaims a meager portion of his dignity using this one weird trick
All I know is that it would be a headline from The Onion.
Man tasked with feeding his best friend’s dog his last meal. You’ll never believe what was on the menu!
Man waits 3 months to see his girlfriend, you won’t believe what happens next!
She was out of town for work for a couple of months, we saw each other one time since she got back. Then before we could see eachother again, she came down with COVID and I got fucking pneumonia. So we have to wait a bit before seeing each other until we’re both healthy.
