Get a bidet spray…
I don’t see how that’s relevant to a plunger… are you plunging the ass off your checks after you shit??
The miracle of the poop knife. Always be ready.
Untrue. I grew up on the Super Mario Brothers Super Show.
I think about them when I check into a hotel because I’ve had to make that call a time or two.
That’s not how this meme template works.
Ironically, you could use the meme template to say that somehow
Op should apologize
One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn’t be up shit creek without a plunger
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How’d you even start that conversation?
“We’ve been together for a month now and I think it’s getting serious. Maybe it’s time for us to take the next step, let’s go get you a plunger 🪠”
No you will learn this lesson one time and every time you move after it’ll be your first purchase lol
Three bathrooms, three plungers. Never be caught without one.
I brought one into the office because we only had 1 plunger between 2 stalls
Toss in some bidets, a squatty potty and baby you got a stew going.
We have a bidet on every toilet, but not a squatty potty. We tried one at our last place, but it quickly got really gross.
You only make this mistake once, hopefully. The first night I moved into my new place, many years ago was a bad night. My stuff didn’t show up yet. It was getting delivered in a few days. I didn’t even take a big dump. It just clogged up. I had to get an emergency plunger and since that move I make sure there is one close by during moves.
Literally used this video yesterday to unclog a very stubborn tp clog. It worked
You have clearly never played cosmo
Nor watched Doctor Who
The figure is somewhere above 0%, but certainly not zero. For example, haven’t you seen the crap blaster 9000 infomercial at 2AM on a Tuesday? You connect that bad boy to a fire hydrant (vendor liability disclaimed), pull the turbo-diesel engine rip cord, and wear a full body bio-hazard suit with air supply (suggested). Not for use with some sets. Batteries not included.
Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.
Hot water an dish soap works miracles on all kinds of clogs btw.
I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.
Until you saw this post
