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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

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Uhm

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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago
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found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    that is gonna hurt like hell.

    • altphoto@lemmy.today
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      21 days ago

      It’ll heal back, I’m sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an “I” section… That’s gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.. I’m talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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        21 days ago

        1000001925

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          21 days ago

          LOL, girthy rod sounds.

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    22 days ago

    At least you can see a decent sized prison wallet.

  • x4740N@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

    • kinther@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        22 days ago

        Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?

      • General_Effort@lemmy.world
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        21 days ago

        Wow, can you imagine the collective melt-down if that movie came out today?

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        Yes that is the movie, never realised it was Arnold in that movie though

        Edit: had a quick look at the reviews and as I expected unfortunately there are bigoted human scum in the comments

        Please go and show the movie some love on IMDB

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      22 days ago

      Send link?

      • jj4211@lemmy.world
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        22 days ago

        Ok

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        I don’t remember the name of the movie or cursed ad unfortunately and I don’t know why you’d want to watch the ad anyways because I remember it being very graphic and its just slightly less worser than two girls one cup

        Edit: The movie is Junior with Arnold Schwarzeneger (I probably butchered his last name but I can’t remember how to spell it)

  • angband@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    As anatomically correct as a Christian calendar.

    • Manmoth@lemmy.ml
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      22 days ago

      Which calendar do you use?

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        I don’t. Guy at the office has one with an “unborn fetus” on one of the months, for the pic. Most of the rest is wildlife stuff, with scripture. But every year has at least one fetus page, usually with what looks to be a newborn or older free-floating in a cavern with text about how it has this or that at single digit weeks of age.

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          22 days ago

          you should find the same one and replace it with a picture of a pig fetus.

        • Manmoth@lemmy.ml
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          22 days ago

          I don’t

          Liar

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            21 days ago

            not a single wall calendar up in my house.

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              21 days ago

              You still use a calendar. It’s called the Gregorian calendar after Pope Gregory XIII. The year is 2025 because Christ was crucified 2025 years ago. You and the entire world use a Christian calendar every day. Also life begins at conception.

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    I dont like the terrifying and painful implication that you are gonna be giving birth through your female uretra.

    So sorry for your girldick

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      Unless the baby takes a wrong turn and ends up in the bladder, or is that the “large” intestine and the bladder is the one in the back?

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      It’s called a rectum

      Jeez, it’s even labeled

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        21 days ago

        I hardly knew him.

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        22 days ago

        At least it’s named correctly. Should be pretty rekt after the birth

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          22 days ago

          Like a hyena great argument against intelligent design

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        22 days ago

        Giving birth through a prolapsed asshole. That’s got to be fun

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    22 days ago

    This is probably fake, that image has been around for a while

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    wow this is the best republican trigger I have seen in a while. Print thousands of its copies (signed chatgpt) and drop it on texas&florida from an airplane.

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    22 days ago

    AI is great they said, use it for everything they said.

    Now we have images like this, that will reinforce that mess

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    22 days ago

    I’ve heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.

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      Is it not normal to poop from there?

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        22 days ago

        Not right now, it isn’t.

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          21 days ago

          You know, I thought I had seen enough on the internet that nothing would surprise me…

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          “This kills the penis.”

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            21 days ago

            Only until it’s full of shit again.

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    22 days ago

    Congratulations! It’s a penis!

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    It got poisoned by Omegaverse. I guess Supernatural was good for something.

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    I hate it when my rectun goes floppy, it’s a real hassle when giving birth.

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    ChatGPT uses 4chan as its main source of info confirmed.

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