Entitled bimbo chain-smokes in her car and never wears her seatbelt explaining she doesn’t need it because she is a good driver.
Then she goes on to rear end another car after dropping a lit cigarette down her cleavage while driving, and gets partially ejected because she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
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I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.
What are the odds that this wakes her up and she changes her behavior?
Dude, that is one hell of a reply!
Wow, she really got mangled in that car wreck, I have never seen lips and chest so swollen. Hopefully one day she’ll look normal again.
Holy back pain, she looks like shit. Also, wear your goddamn seat belt.
Just in case this post doesn’t already deter people enough: the excerpt only says that she was partially ejected, but it doesn’t say in how many pieces.
Roll over and partially ejected. Good chance she lost an arm.
It does say they are expected to survive their injuries.
Frida Kahlo survived her injuries. So did Phineas Gage.
Oh, damn, I never knew that about her.
The bolt ons I can, sort of, almost, probably, understand that some people can find them attractive. They are big, they are round. Not my cup of tea, but I get it.
But that fucking face? It’s damned comedic.How can anyone find that attractive?
Hair, nice.
Forehead, nice.
Eyes, two of. Nice.
Nose, nice-ish.
Lips, ARGH. They are a duck bill shaped pair of slugs fighting each other for dominance. Fucks sake.She has body-dysmorphia. There are other people having that. Those mostly match.
I’m pretty surprised nobody has commented on how she’s holding the steering wheel like she’s gently pulling a tissue out of a fucking tissue box. Good luck having any kind of reaction in an emergency
Airbags and grill guards call it good
Is that an unsecured glass ashtray next to her in the car? Goddamn, at least get a proper one with a lid you fucking ratchet, they cost like 30 bucks (or 5 if you can forgo the Bentley logo).
One can only hope the hot cigarette butts did their job during the sudden deceleration.
Turns out this story is fake, and the ashtray was edited in. Here’s the original picture.
Edit: Actually the story is real, it just happened with a man in a truck instead.
https://www.idahostatesman.com/latest-news/article218646165.html
Right? Like I had a cupholder one that had a little hole for the ashes and butt to go down. Was way better, imo, than most factory ash trays, when cars still had ash trays.
But better question…who the fuck smokes cigarettes in 2025? Especially for someone so superficial.
I just hope this shit head’s kid wasn’t in the car when all the fucking around finally led to her finding out.
At least she has airbags built-in her body
Well. Darwin issued her a warning.
Be it on her own head to take the hint or not.
Unfortunately she’s already procreated
Ya and her poor kids gonna have lung cancer from second hand smoke too, mom should have the child taken away. Consistent smoking in a closed space with a minor is child abuse IMO.
Idiocracy was prophetic.
Unless you’re driving in the middle of nowhere, other drivers can be stupid and get you.
Even then wildlife, poor road conditions, or mechanical issues can happen. Having a front tire blow out because of a pothole on a curve isn’t fun.
Yep wildlife. The only crash I’ve ever had, happened after a fox ran out in front of the car. Your own driving is just one part of the equation.
The elk in the middle of nowhere: 👹
Not so sure about that, I lived in the hills most of my life and trust me, roads with no people still have deer. Just ask my step mom, her car alone has thinned out the deer population by double digits…
In the Midwest where there is vast amounts of nothing when you would leave someone’s house its very common to be told ‘watch out for deer’. Those bastards will come out of nowhere.
This was 100% her own bad decisions.Unless you’re referring to the unfortunate other driver, who was rammed by Cigarette-Tits here.
I meant this as a rebuttal to the general statement “I’m a good driver so I don’t need to wear a seatbelt”
I developed asthma as a 16 year old. I blame it 100% on my mother smoking around me all the fucking time. This woman is such trash as a parent when it comes to her smoking habits.
When I was a kid, I started developing breathing issues. My dad immediately stopped smoking in the house and around me in general. I wish he’d stop smoking entirely, but I do love him for recognizing the harm he was doing to me and making changes to be a better father.
yup. long car trips all through the midwest winters, sorry kids, can’t roll down the windows, it’s snowing outside… you fucking asshole we live in Minnesota it’s always snowing but your 7 year old is getting migraines from being nicotine hotboxed for 3 hours…
It’s very hard to be a good person and smoke tobacco.
Do we have any pictures of what she looked like before the crash… ?
