Bro needs to get into competitive tag
I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?
Come closer, I’ll tell you how to get started with it.
“Tag you’re it”
Runs
Pays 5 EUR
You’d be so lucky
Honestly sounds fun but I’d want to vibe check with a coffee first lol
Read this in Nathan Fielder’s voice.
Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.
Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
It’s weird they changed those. Like… It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean… They’re still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?
Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
that’s not a power fantasy anymore
You might be right.
This person just needs better parents
They weren’t fast enough
well, they didn’t get paid, so it’s their loss
I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn’t interested.
Because of the implication
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
that just sounds like he wasn’t hot enough
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
I agree, and I let him know that haha
I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun
You’ve clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It’s very fun.
Never intentionally 😅 but I have had the pleasure of running from them a few times!
My dog posted this.
Serial killer type shit.
Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.
Its craigslist.
Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.
It’s probably from the era when everyone had a Facebook account. In the modern era, I am sure a Tik-tok (is that what all the kids are doing now?) video would suffice.
There was no era when everyone had a Facebook account.
for a second I thought I was on 196
the many outs on getting paid is a deal breaker.
