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sex is cool but my entire body is screaming at me saying cuddles are required please help
Sex: yes, bottom. My life fucks me every day
Sex: no
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That’s a recipe for a UTI. Please do not garlic bread.
Isn’t garlic antibacterial tho? I’m sure it’ll be fine…
I think you were going for ace of spades but my dumb ass just saw a butt plug.
Sex: a horny dog
well, find (at least) another person who needs to fulfill this requirement
I’ll take it!
TFW a guy buys me a drink
Hey, this is my screenshot I posted on Reddit a few years back!
