Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.
Most common states are:
- spaced outie
- zoomie
- the observer
- butt-lick
- carnage from the void
sleve mcdichael
There’s also “suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason”
That is “zoomie”
“You’re lion”
“no i’m not”
“ja u ar”
“no i’m not”
“cheetah”
Ches. hired.
Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat…
Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat
you forgot that one in the Shrek movie
Long cat, ceiling cat…
Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat…
Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…
Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…
Bastard
Wacky, crazy bitches… voila… that covers every kitty.
Puss puss
Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist… Uh… 🤔 I think that’s all of 'em.
Rotisserie chicken
Really, it’s more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange
Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)
That should be all
I’ve heard of many catholics, but I ain’t never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don’t understand word endings. They’re probably “over-workholled”.
I’ve been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.
I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can’t see that you’re using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)
Nah don’t worry I’ve got a decent VPN and that’s fine with me.
Don’t connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡
I didn’t ask for this 😭
- Garfield
- Tom
- Puss in boots
- The one in the hat
you forgot one, and he’s on his way to your house right now.
Easy.
pspspsps
standard issue
orange
void
floof
ron perlman
tuxedo
What about naked?
i guess i am not a true catholic afterall
I can name them, but I can’t hug every cat 😭
I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!
