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You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
Ooh damn, I think you’re really cooking on this “anti-calzone” idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It’s an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?
Calzone
I’d say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)
That’s just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party
Life is unfair :3
Depends on how you stack them if it’s base to face then yeah, that’s just 2 pizzas, but it’s its face to face then that’s just a round pizza sandwich.
And if you put a beef patty in between, you have a burger.
Then we dip it in a egg wash, bread it and deep fry it.
Now you have heart disease!
If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.
They won’t let you order sloppy steaks. But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.
Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.
But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you’re back to one pixza again.
You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.
According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.
According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it’s right side up it’s a lasagna
Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna
takes notes
So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?
Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches
Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.
QED
Wouldn’t that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?
pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.
You have two pizze
“Lasagnagna”
You’ve been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢
Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
And a curse by Nonna.
And if you do this twice, you’ve got a calztwo
I’m stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!
Eat it, you’ll have a calznone
