You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
K is best
K seems like the “safest” option.
tasmania probably, anything on the coast but not in the middle because of the outback, the north is mostly rainforests.
Congratulations, you do not exist (New Zealand is a lie created by Big Map to sell more ink).
Pros: Australia is a safe bet
Cons: Highest probability of experiencing Loss
Flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roo might change your opinion.
No one said anything about having to stay there, and Australia-only at least basically guarantees the option, unlike let’s say many African countries.
No mass shootings though
Thank you gun control!
There’s not a log of dangerous critters in that part of Australia, most of them live further north.
They seem to do fine in spite of it, honestly. And no large predators of any kind.
They
Flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roos? Yeah, they feel fine…
:)
Indigenous Australians have been living there forfuckingever and they’ve done fine. Please stop parroting colonialist propaganda.
Living in a country with flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roos sounds better than being trans and living in a transphobic country
Can confirm. I’m trans and I’m from Florida.
Besides, Florida already has invasive 48-legged spider-roos. They’re still not as bad as Florida Man.
G. Be among the first to be eaten by Dread Lord Cthulhu when He awakens.
Is there not islands there?
Sure, probably. That’s where we can wait until The Stars Are Right.
Or you’re just born on an airplane
Which is a good deal, honestly. Air passengers are heavily selected for at least moderate wealth.
why not both?
K
Can’t tell if D or E has a higher percentage of land, but your odds of being born in the water are high for G.
otoh E contains active warzone and D two of them or more, depending on how you count
I’d take war over not drowning upon delivery.
Per the description, where in the region you are born is based on birth rates. That drastically lowers the odds of being born in the water basically everywhere.
however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there).
No risk of being born in water.
D and E has higher percentage of combat zones, so maybe not the best option.
G. Just drop me in the ocean man I want out
You were born a tuna! Yay!
I’d take it.
Congratulations, you now live on Moruroa.
It might be a decent option, I guess. Island countries aren’t rich but they have some advantages in other areas. Personally knowing the president sounds cool.
K. Australia is quite chill.
The swooping magpies might be an issue though.
Or the basketball-sized spiders
Gotta go with B. The US might be shit and you might be out of luck in Mexico too. But you’ll still be able to earn enough to emigrate somewhere else.
E would be close second for me. China, Laos, Vietnam and Thailand aren’t bad. But you might get unlucky and end up in Burma.
At least the US is big enough that you can still fuck off to live outside of governance if you wanted. Free life is a pipe dream
B contains mostly lower population areas in the US and Canada, if you go with B you’re almost definitely gonna be in Mexico.
A is interesting, you have a good chance of being in the US/Canada or western Europe, but it also contains a fair portion of heavily populated areas in western Africa that might not be ideal.
I choose I. Why? I-C-E-D. Free? Yessiree. Cold and totally bold. Aloned and totally stoned.
I is the place to be. I is the place for me. High is the state of me. I choose I.
That’s a really interesting question! I admire the creativity :)
I think it would have to be K though, as that includes Australia and New Zealand, so no chance of being born in a developing country, unlike the others. I assume the Polynesian islands are not too great to live in, but idk.
Is this loss?
I can’t tell if everyone else got whooshed, or if we’re getting whooshed.
Still an interesting choice to make
I was also wanderying that nobody commented it yet…
This thread caused me to look up WTF y’all were talking about, and yeah… It does look like it’s a whoosh. But I suspect a lot of people are like me and had no idea what loss.jpg is and have never seen it before.
Beat meat to it!
Holy shit that’s a sneaky one
FUCK
K is probably most likely to be a good life. B is my second choice.
Are you a big fan of Mexico?
Bigger fan than most of the other options that was presented.
C. It contains China’s eastern seaboard which is the dominant prosperity region of this century. The stable long term planning and responsible investment into people is unrivalled and only beginning to pay back return on that investment.
Yeah but since it’s population based it’s a coin flip of whether you end up in India, Bangladesh, Pakistan instead, which are kind of the opposite of what you mentioned.
If you really want to live in China, pick E. The population is probably dominated by large Chinese cities anyway (chongqing, Wuhan, Hong Kong and shenzhen) so you’d probably end up there.
B already live there.
B I need access to Mexican food
I’m at a loss.
