guy who only says dumb shit
hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad
I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both
Rock guy is the wildcard fun guy.
Bottle guy is the liability guy.
Nah, it’s been tried before, and we’ve determined the roles are most efficiently split between two people.
Sometimes you need a Josh. Sometimes you need a chad.
That’s just 6 roles per person!
Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.
You can definitely combine that further down into 2-3 guys with overlaps if you find the right people.
Hi, I’m not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you
If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.
The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie
Heh you says doodie
The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡
Can you fix my car bruh
Better still, I’ll fix your whole life so you don’t need a car! 🤯
I’m quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don’t feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.
Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.
Classic BudgetBandit, always saying some dumb shit!
This seems like a D&D encounter
I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot “the tall guy.”
hello tall guy, i am the short guy
Buddy that spot is taken, don’t make me sic The Muscle on you
Sounds like you could find one guy and meet all the guy squad requirements
“The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad”
Sounds like the plot to the outsiders
Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?
When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.
And everyone who is walking through those glass shards
Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.
This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.
Ugh…yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?
Is this post secretly a logic question?
Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.