you can’t climb the ladder to heaven if you’re short since the rungs are too far apart
They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.
Some guy at the business factory tell you that?
Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!
Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk
You just rediscovered Dark Calvinism
Martin Short is haram
I mean … It’s not because they are short … Have you met short people? They are little demons.
How much pork are we talking about…?
four
Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!
Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.
Damn, was not expecting this full frontal assault on me today
Sorry kids.
AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.
it’s gonna be interesting when AI’s start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into ‘enemy’ data centers…
electricity usage’ll go down
I like that you’re looking at the positives :D
I mean it’s outta my hands so I might as well make popcorn in the fire
Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.
how can you tell someone anonymous online is an atheist?
they’ll let you know
That’s fallacious reasoning.
Not all religions believe in heaven.
oh so you’re religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can’t shut the fuck up theory
I made no claim to anything other than the disbelief in heaven.
You’re making assumptions.
yeah the point is none of them religious people who don’t believe in heaven wrote that
My point is that you can’t say with certainty that I’m either religious or not by that statement alone.
Yes, we all agree that you’re very smart for passing a logical reasoning quiz.
it wasn’t by the statement alone; it was by the fact that you couldn’t help but make the statement.
Additionally, Atheists aren’t the ones who go door to door trying to convert people, or leave tracts in public restrooms.
Theists seem to be the ones who can’t / won’t shut up.
