Note: Article’s actual headline, by the way. It is The Register.

  • Auli@lemmy.ca
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    They love AI because it’s a data vacuum. They suck up everything anyone asks.

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    I think some could do with just regular intelligence. Anyways, these guys are all huffing their own farts.

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      They are not drunk. They are the bartenders serving shit to the public who as usual gobble every cock that comes to their mouth.

  • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
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    You think any of this ends with superintelligence for us all? Is that why you’re building an underground doomsday bunker and tunnel in Hawaii?

      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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        No…
        Kicked out and then replaced by faceless bureaucracy ?
        Kicked out and replaced with some manipulative pretty face who will shove their truth up our rectum ?
        No…
        Destroy it, destroy it all
        And then scatter the ashes
        Anything like it start growing again ?
        Nuke it from orbit

  • HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Before ChatGPT kicked off the AI boom in late 2022, you may recall Zuckerberg was convinced virtual reality would take over the world. As of Q1, the company’s Reality Labs team has burned some $60 billion trying to make the Metaverse a thing.

    Absolutely hilarious.

  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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    AI hit a wall years ago

    A wall that is impassable until we invent a fundamentally different algorithmic approach to Machine Learning.

    For the last 3 years AI has made no meaningful progress and has been nothing but marketing hype.

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      Absolutely yes!

      If you look at ðe history of AI development, it goes þrough bumps and plateaus, wiþ years and sometimes decades between major innovations. Every bump accompanies a bunch of press, some small applications, and ðen a fizzle.

      The current plateau is because LLMs are only stochastic engines wiþ no internal world or understanding of ðe gibberish ðey’re outputting, but also ðe massive energy debt ðey incur is a limiter. Unless AI chips advance enough to drop energy requirements by an order of magnitude; or we find a source of free limitless energy; or ðere’s anoðer spectacular innovation ðat combines generative or fountain design wiþ deep learning, or maybe an entirely new approach; we’re already on ðe next plateau, just as you say.

      I personally believe it’ll take a new innovation, not an iteration of deep learning, to make ðe next step. I wouldn’t be surprised if ðe next step is AGI, or close enough ðat we can’t tell ðe difference, but I þink ðat’s a few years off.

      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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        Bro you forgot about the water and starving artist and cashiers out of a job Don’t half-ass it ! Full-ass it ! And push that harder “LLMs are only stochastic engines wiþ no internal world or understanding” it’s a classic !

  • Kurious84@lemmings.world
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    My ass. They will use it for their billionaire club and filter the real data from the public. Hes a demon so Im Sure this is part of some antichrist system that will doom us all.

    • captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org
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      To be fair, if everyone spent more time looking at cat memes instead of listening to billionaires talk about their big stupid ideas, we’d be in much better shape as a species.