Marmite on toast with an obscene amount of ketchup.

Chunky tapanade.

Brimful of Asha by Cornershop Steal my Sunshine by Len

My partner giving up 90s radio or wearing headphones would suffice.

I guess you don’t know where your towel is.

How about teleportation? Then you can deduct travel costs.

But if adds to the general perception of fibro patients as being malingerers and liars which is unpleasant.

It’s a portmanteau really - unless this is another American English difference.

Unpaywall bot would be more useful than tldr. Probably.

Nice one 😁