An impasta because I’m a human bean.

Shocking Murder Vic Confession: “I didn’t even know I was dead.Thats how good they are.”

For anyone confused about the MAGA-ese: Failure to make payments under Bankruptcy and repo man coming for what’s due = federal government repressing muh rights

It’s embarrassing how, if you say the magic words, the MAGA brain shuts down and just becomes compliant with anything.

Yeah, I’ve already moved most of machines over to various Linux distro because of Windows bloat, spying, ads, etc. For the one windows box I keep, Ameliorated Windows 10 has been treating me pretty well as it seems to strip out most of the crap that keeps getting grafted on to drive shareholder value or whatever.

American left: “Might the noble job creators spare a pittance of their fortune that they, and they alone, earned and were entitled to based on their unique brilliance?”

Left anywhere else: “Bootlickers.”

Yes because there are certain areas where paid actors, including bots, overwhelm any organic discussion. I have discussions about stuff like that in private chats with people I actually know.

It’s like Pleasantville, but in reverse and it’s a horror film.

I guess he fits the kicker with an inferiority complex since he isn’t a real football player.*

*All other kickers are real football players unless they hold similarly shitty views.

Surely engineers have devised ways to reduce pier pressure caused by the flow of water.

Yup. By and large, the SEO industry is a cancer.

Trickle down wasn’t invented in the 1980s. It was a rebranding of what was previously pilloried as horse and sparrow economics in that if you let horses gorge on oats, some undigested oat will pass through their systems and be deposited in the fields for the sparrows to eat.

Gee, I wonder why they rebranded.