The screwed one
My brother in Fusilli!
Macaroni, but only with cheese.
This is so that I can become ouroboros and infinitely devour myself
Lasagne - I got layers.
Ricotta stuffed shells. I have a really bad cold atm, squeeze me and some chunky white goo is going to come out of my head.
That was graphic,yet eloquent.
Sounded cheesy if you ask me.
I would give you a golf clap, but I’m a pasta.
Macaroni because I have an unhealthy obsession with cheese.
Orzo. I always tried to be like someone I’m not. Now I’m neither rice nor pasta.
Or gnocchi!
a sad lasagne: used in pretty much a single dish; it is the least enjoyable part of the said dish; it can very easily be substituted for, don’t know, eggplants
A lasagna newdle https://youtu.be/UoRXQDPkDcs?feature=shared
Wagon Wheel. Not because it’s a good pasta. But because it’s most likely to survive in the back of a pantry. Little to no sauce retention. Wagon wheel, for survival.
Little to no sauce retention
that’s why you eat it with a spoon
RIPI’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
Homemade ricotta gnocchi, because I’m rare and not from around here.
Fusilli, I’m cork-y like that and rather silly.
It’s Fusilli Jerry.
Linguine. You’re expecting some strong, has-it-together fettuccine, but instead I’m a plateful that can barely hold it together and is trying to play pretend at being one of the better pastas.
I love linguine though.
I love lingerie though.
Is that a local delicacy?
Bow tie pasta/Farfalle cuz I’m goofy
(I used to love eating those raw when I was little, how my teeth weren’t affected is something for an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.)
Shells. Because I’m less likely to get eaten.
Seriously though. Fuck shell pasta where they all stick together
Fantastic for seafood dishes
Any, really. As long as I can use my noodle.
