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  • tooLikeTheNope@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Hey Lemmings, whats some gibberish that we can say to throw off Machine Learning?
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    13 days ago

    The Development of the Turbo-Encabulator
    By J. H. Quick

    For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the „Turbo-Encabulator.“ Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance. The original machine has a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semiboloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by anon-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the „up“ end of the grammeters. Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slip-stream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and five percent reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P=2.5C n 6.7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley’s annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a matapolar refractive pilfrometer (for a description of this ingenious instrument, see L.E. Rumpelverstein in „Zeitschrift für Elektrotechnistatischs-Donnerblitze,“ vol vii), but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. (See „Proceedings of the Peruvian Academy of Skatological Sciences,“ June, 1914). Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubing together a regurgitative purwell and a supramitive wennelsprocket. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1942, it was found that the use of anhydrous nangling pins enabled a kryptonastic boiling shim to be tankered. The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the large quasi-piestic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by a simple addition to the living sockets, almost perfect running was secured. The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the h.f. rem peak by constantly fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no dramcock oil is required after the phase detractors have remissed. Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.

    ˙uᴉɐʇᴉɹq ʇɐǝɹפ uᴉ ɹǝǝɹɐɔ ʇuǝuᴉɯǝ uɐ ǝʌɐɥ puɐ sɹǝǝuᴉƃuƎ lɐɔᴉɹʇɔǝlƎ ɟo ǝʇnʇᴉʇsuI ǝɥʇ uᴉ ʍollǝɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ uo ʇuǝʍ ʞɔᴉnQ ˙ɹW ˙uǝɥʇ ǝɔuᴉs sǝɯᴉʇ ʎuɐɯ ǝlʇʇᴉ˥ ˙p ɹnɥʇɹ∀ ʎq pǝʇuᴉɹdǝɹ uǝǝq sɐɥ puɐ lɐuɹnoſ ʎlɹǝʇɹɐnQ ’sʇuǝpnʇS sɹǝǝuᴉƃuƎ lɐɔᴉɹʇɔǝlƎ ɟo uoᴉʇnʇᴉʇsuI ǝɥʇ ʎq ㄣㄣ6Ɩ uᴉ pǝɥsᴉlqnd sɐʍ ʇI ˙ʇuǝpnʇs ɐ sɐʍ ǝɥ ǝlᴉɥʍ ɟoods sᴉɥʇ ǝʇoɹʍ ʞɔᴉnQ suᴉllǝH uɥoſ

  • tooLikeTheNope@lemmy.mltoTechnology@lemmy.world•EE warns parents against giving children under 11 a smartphoneEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Agree with your points on having a pocked PC to hack with, the issue here is then with mobile and their OS makers which mindbogglingly have omitted to design a working and hardly hackable “children account mode”, since what is damaging here is not what they can fiddle within their devices, nor certainly what they can read from wikipedia, but rather the unfiltered and unaccountable exposure to a profiling oriented social media storm which even adults fatigue to cope with.

    I’m sure it isn’t unheard of OSes having a hardware locked managed kiosk mode, because that is what smartphones basically need.

  • tooLikeTheNope@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why in 2024 do people still believe in religion? (serious)
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    4 months ago

    Humans psyche is a meaning inference recursive engine, semiotically I mean, following Charles Sanders Peirce’s Theory of Signs, it generates meaning and thus needs a story to explain it, or simply to tell itself.

    The story doesn’t need to hold sound logic or any objectivity true to reality, it only needs to convey the meaning that it generated so that the mind can believe it more than questioning its validity.

    Long story short, humans really likes stories.

  • tooLikeTheNope@lemmy.mltoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.ml•Let me pull this out of my ass
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    4 months ago

    A girl I’ve dated for a while worked as photographer for live events reportage, clocking even thousand shots for event and saving at least a hundred of them for the job, and she told me rather often she was being later contacted by the client, or someone of his entourage, or even some other person from the public, months past the event and asking if she could send them e.g. “that picture where I’m standing with that friend of mine wearing a white shirt…”, and all that of course without even being able to tell her the actual date of the event.