I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Vampira*

Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!

Now do Ticketmaster

Magazines cost $14 now!

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

Dan Foreman can go with him.

REDRUM

Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana’i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

https://youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNs

I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.

Ex-Trump Dinner Guest

lmao what

(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass