Urinals can be spaced more closely than regular toilets. Only problem is that women (or anyone with female-appearing anatomy) don’t have a nice way of using them.

Google is about to sue you because they don’t want to lose their trademark.

drops mic, leaves room

Republicans try not to talk about Harris’s race challenge (impossible)

Looks like Trump is finally coming out as a racist! How brave! /s

soon we will reach the magic number companies need to finally consider supporting Linux for once

That is, unless you define correct in mathematical terms. Which no one has done yet.

as if they can even move to China, its market is already dominated by domestic replacements for everything

The other direct attacks have substance. But calling Trump the weird guy and not saying why he’s weird takes away all the instant counters. And when he throws a tantrum like a toddler because of this, you can damn well keep calling him weird.

So Elon was like gasoline and his daughter deciding to transition was a spark?

The answer: fund affordable housing and do it properly.

As another Canadian, we know that Trump isn’t going to Make America Great Again, he’s going to Fuck America Over Again.

That plant is basically covered in spikes; it’s a huge upgrade to their huts’ defences over what they used before

News at 11.

Slide to the left!

Hitler: I want that thing!
UK: nooooOOOO—All right you can have that but no more.
Hitler: I want that thing!

— OverSimplified, 202x

This makes me want to see someone cook steak in Death Valley by merely using the heat of the ground.

I think that’s not even correct.

You’re telling me that the GOP really is literally 1984

A well-designed button can be incredibly satisfying. Just ask anyone who owns a mechanical keyboard.